[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Dear Mrs Bennet and Mr Pingu,

At long last, the preparations are complete! The perfect portrait studio has been created on the second floor of the West Tower, so that Pingu can fulfill his Sorting bribe of painting a likeness of the fabulous and majestic Mr Muggles, a.k.a. the new Hogwarts mascot!

This likeness will be produced on T-shirts, keychains, and promotional literature for the school, so make it a good one!

We are all counting on you! Report to the second floor of the West Tower this afternoon. There will be a sign on the door reading ARTISTIC GENIUS IN PROGRESS, so you'll know where to find it! All paints, canvases, pencils, parchments, glitter pens, etc. that you might need will be provided. If there is something missing, just ask a house-elf!

Yours in expectation of greatness,
The Sorting Hat
[identity profile] invisivi.livejournal.com
Hi! In about a week, (Note to self: USE YOUR CALENDAR) On the 18th, I'm going to be going to Northumberland (\o/), so until then my Internet access will be sparodic and for a week afterwards it'll cease entirely to exist. D:! I'll be back on the 27th of August, though, ready and raring to roleplay. (No, really. I'll have the withdrawal symptoms to end all withdrawal symptoms.)

Thus, Dale Smither, Pingu and Violet Parr will mysteriously disappear about that time. (I think that's when the marriage-plot's ending? Yes/no?) Fear not, for they have a five-star plothole awaiting them.

I'll try to round off threads before I leave.

If I never return, I've been eaten alive by giant rabid Northumberlandish shrews.
[identity profile] pipipipingu.livejournal.com
A miniature Emperor penguin waddled into the sorting room, a fishing rod over his shoulder and a bucket of seaweed swinging from his fin. He was Exploring, and his eyes were alight with Discovery of a Strange New Place! ...Or, if not quite alight, at least round as dinner-plates and spinning quite impressively.

Pingu flattened himself against the floor. No, literally. Splat on the floor, like a black-and-white puddle with a head on top.

"Woooooohh!"

He got back up and waved his free flipper a little, to further illustrate his surprise.

Then he spotted the application, and waddled over to it, feet slapping loudly on the flagstones. Somehow, through the power of Plothole, his application was written in Pinguish. See the joy in his face! Writing? He could do that! Everyone, watch, he could write! :D

Everybody watching? )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Pingu____ I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Pingu____. I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____Pingu____. One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____Pingu____"

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