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( Allow me to elucidate. )

"Oh hum" Jay thinks it very funny that this answer is placed outside the cut. "Do you even read the application?"

His right eyebrow hangs skeptically above his left.

"I can give you each 30,000 pesos, and a copy of that video I made with Tommy Lee in the early 90s,” He smiles patiently, but then continues after a beat, “Or I can simply promise to never show it, if you, like millions of Americans, consider my nude body a threat. It was art. I have no regrets. It was better than ‘Slumdog Hollywood Squares.’

I can also get you tickets. To anything. What do you want to see? Though I warn you, if it’s one of the tops at the box office of the last 30 years, please be aware my snoring has broken the Richter scale of up to three states at a time, so if that’s going to be a problem for you, you might want to reconsider some of your choices. Just sayin’, I generally like to be accommodating, but it might be something we have to deal with.

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. J.S.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. J.S.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch -- but if they already are, that's just my problem, or the cleaners, right? J.S.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. J.S."