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Eerie pipe organ music begins to fill the air. The sounds of howling wolves, flittering bats, and creaking doors can be heard growing ever closer. Suddenly a mysterious figure arises out of nowhere, his features hidden by the folds of a dark green opera cape held up over his face.

Slowly the figure lowers his cape, revealing a face tinted by a cadaverous purple hue and twisted into something more feral than human. His ears are long and sharply pointed, his nose is long and beaky, his jet-black hair is slicked-back from a sharp widows peak, and his eyes – one of which is covered by an archaic monocle – are twin orbs of fathomless darkness.

The stranger opens his mouth, revealing two long, pearl-white fangs and a blood-red pointed tongue, and begins to speak in a deep and heavily-accented voice…

"Greetings! I am the Count! Do you know vhy they call me the Count? Because I love to count things!"

His piercing eyes sweep across the room, until they come to rest on a piece of paper…

Ah! Vhat is this? It appears to be an … application.
That’s vone, vone application! Ah-ha-ha!

Lighten flashes and thunder rolls overhead.

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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. – C.V.C (that’s vone set of initials)
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. – C.V.C. (that’s two sets of initials)
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. – C.V.C. (that’s three sets of initials)
One day, marmalade will rule the world. – C.V.C (that’s four, four sets of initials! More lightening and thunder fill the air)"