Dr. Robert Chase: House M.D.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'd have to say American cheese is the best, though House might bust me for that calling me British.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Probably Carrottop. That guy is really annoying. And he should dye his hair. He looks like a idiot with red hair.

3. What time is it where you are?
About time for me to go to work. Oh, boy. Another day at Princeton-Plainboro being bossed around by the overlord.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
......What kind of screwed up place is this? A guy harassing everyone? How old is this guy anyways?

5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
This Harry guy should choose who he wants. We don't have any right to decide for him.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe Cameron wrote it and wants you to read it. Badly. She gets really psycho with stuff like that.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm a trained doctor. I went to medical school for eight years, two of specialized training... How is that useless?

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can give out some prescriptions. If you guys need them. And I can give you guys medical gowns, face masks, cotton swabs... and scalpels?

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. -RC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. RC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. RC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. RC"

Comments

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Eight years does seem rather long.

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

But, gosh, Doc, he's offering up cotton swabs, I mean, how can we resist?

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*amused* Forgive the intrusion, sir, but perhaps eight years of medical school has served to make him an expert on the dispensation of cotton swabs? *archly* Cotton swab distribution could very well be an extraordinarily taxing enterprise.

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

*raises a brow* Ladies and gentlemen, we have a newcomer! Welcome to the party.

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

I humbly thank you, sir.

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

So anyway, you~'re saying that while people like myself and--*gestures to Stephen*--Doc Maturin here went to medical school to learn how to be doctors, Ken-doll here went and got himself a degree in the study of cotton or, as it were, cotton-ball-ogy?

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*immensely amused* A highly advanced degree, at that, to have taken eight years. I find we are well met again, Miss Bennet.

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*airily* I but guess, sir. But I may say with reasonable accuracy that any degree in cotton-ball-ogy would be sufficiently rare to cause several years of excess study. *curtsies* Dr. Maturin! I am delighted to see you again.

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

You're right, I'm sorry -- clearly we have a genius on our hands. Oh boy, oh boy. *grins widely, bouncing slightly on the balls of his feet* I am just sooooo~~~ excited.

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

Evidently, sir.

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

Well, come on, it's not every day I get to meet a real genius other than, say, myself. Much less a cotton-ball-ogist.

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Lily had been going to speak to the applicant, perhaps make some tea cast a vote, but spotting her favourite doctor along with Stephen and Elizabeth, decided that joining in the conversation seemed like much more fun. Walking up in time to hear most of it, she grinned and gave Cox a quick kiss hello. Then Lily turned and greeted Elizabeth and Stephen.

"Come now, Ginger," she said soberly. "Think of how many lives he might have saved with a timely cotton ball application." She smiled at the other two. "I was actually just going to ask for an illegal prescription from our latest doctor applicant. But now I'm thinking that these cotton balls must be the way to go."

((Sorry, I was laughing way too hard at this conversation to not send Lily in. XD))

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Stephen grinned at Lily. "I would recommend the cotton balls as well. They must be a rare sort of fiber, to warrant such exhaustive study. A pity I did not have the sense to realise this before I asked for scalpels. Steel is easily come by, but cotton balls of this quality? Anyone should leap at the opportunity."

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

"Miss Lily!" Elizabeth exclaimed, with a smile. "I am glad to see you once again. I should venture a guess that these cotton balls must serve manifold purposes! I shall request some to trim a bonnet, and perhaps they shall protect the wearer from harm. There must be some great merit to cotton balls that require four years of study."