Dr. Robert Chase: House M.D.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'd have to say American cheese is the best, though House might bust me for that calling me British.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Probably Carrottop. That guy is really annoying. And he should dye his hair. He looks like a idiot with red hair.

3. What time is it where you are?
About time for me to go to work. Oh, boy. Another day at Princeton-Plainboro being bossed around by the overlord.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
......What kind of screwed up place is this? A guy harassing everyone? How old is this guy anyways?

5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
This Harry guy should choose who he wants. We don't have any right to decide for him.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Maybe Cameron wrote it and wants you to read it. Badly. She gets really psycho with stuff like that.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm a trained doctor. I went to medical school for eight years, two of specialized training... How is that useless?

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, I can give out some prescriptions. If you guys need them. And I can give you guys medical gowns, face masks, cotton swabs... and scalpels?

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. -RC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. RC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. RC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. RC"

Comments

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

I should be interested in a keen scalpel. May I see them?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

*takes out some scalpels and hands them to you* I never got your name, sir.

((Sorry it took me so long to respond.))

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

Tha~~t depends. What kind of doctor are you?

Although, if you were in med school for eight years, I'm gonna go ahead and guess something like 'uselessologist.'

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Eight years does seem rather long.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

I specailize in intesive care actually. And you are.....?

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*with a friendly smile* Hallo, sir. Elizabeth Bennet. I am quite pleased to meet you. May I inquire after the acquaintances you mentioned in your application? A House and a Cameron?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

Well, House is my boss (you know, the manipulative son-of-a-bitch with the cane? You might've seen him). And Cameron is my peer. Ah. She's kind of... obsessed with morals..... and people that have physical or emotional "injuries".

[rogue-nebari.livejournal.com]

Chiana smirked at the new applicant. "Nice accent."

((My god, I love your user name. Also, dunno how familiar with Farscape you are, but it was filmed in Australia and so most of the cast, Chiana included, have at least a hint of an accent. Feel free to use that info if you want.))

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"Thanks."

((So, basically what you're telling me is you have an Australian accent.))

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Fuck cotton swabs. Can you get me a rib spreader?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

How about some scalpels? I can definately get my hands on those.

[totallyluminous.livejournal.com]

What to do, with all this gorgeous mancandy?

'Nice accent.'

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"Thanks. I'm Robert Chase." *sticks out a hand.*

[red-ambition.livejournal.com]

Do you have a problem with red hair?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

No, it's just.....Carrottop. He looks dumb with it.

[carri3-whit3.livejournal.com]

Ain't you British, then?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

No, I'm from Australia, but House always jokes that I'm from Britain.

[fw-darcy.livejournal.com]

Ah. A colleague of Mr. House's. Have you some business with him then, sir, or do you come here for your own edification?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I don't want to have to do with the man anymore.

[canes-can-kill.livejournal.com]

"Finally decided to return to your homeland? I know you were trying to fool yourself with the whole Australian thing, but it's not that different over here in the UK, and I hear there's a giant squid outside the castle you can wrassle if you miss those crocodiles so much," House snipes.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"Oh, god. You're here? And House? I'm AUSTRALIAN! I don't care how many times you say I put the queen on my money."

[ugly-imp.livejournal.com]

You seem far too eager to give people access to scalpels. Are you sure that giving people of such... questionable sanity access to sharp pointy things is a wise idea?

[c-macaulay.livejournal.com]

He's going to give them drugs at the same time. Maybe he hopes they'll be more sane after that? It's a dubious proposition, I'll admit.

[c-macaulay.livejournal.com]

Camilla found her way into the Sorting Room. She hadn't been attending enough of these things, lately. Happily, today's applicant was eye-and-ear candy enough to make her decidedly glad she happened to attend this one.

His answers were shorter than she'd like. She'd have to ask him to fill in some gaps.

"I didn't think doctors gave away prescriptions that easily," she said. There was no judgement in the observation, only curiosity. "Do you really want to attend Hogwarts very badly?"

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"Well, if they have something that they would need medications for, I can hand them out. And yes, I've heard it was a good school. Crazy, but good."

[degeneratewolfe.livejournal.com]

"I'll take any and all prescriptions that you can write, if you'd be so kind." Valentine grins winningly. It's a disturbing look for him.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

*hands her a prescription for asprin* "Here, this is all i can give you for now." *is wierded out*

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

Sirius walked up to Chase with a friendly grin. "How old is who, Dumbledore or me? Dumbledore's around a hundred fifty, I think, and I'm nearly thirty-nine. Got a birthday coming up in a couple of weeks, actually." He held out his hand. "Sirius Black. Don't worry, I won't harass you. Although I will ask you what your issue with redheads is. I happen to think some of them are quite attractive."

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

*shakes your hand* "I don't have an issue with redheads, it's just Carrottop looks stupid with red hair. Even though he probably looks stupid otherwise too."

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

"Are you a mate of House's then?" Lily held out her hand with a wide grin. "I'm Lily. And I'm attempting to only be vaguely insulted by your poor opinion of redheads."

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"If you could call it that." *shakes her hand* "I'm Dr. Robert Chase. I'm sorry about the comment, it was only meant at Carrottop."

[phaeraun.livejournal.com]

Cameron? I'm not particularly well-informed on the subject of human names, but I was under the impression that Cameron was a male name. Ah, well. To each his own, I suppose. Or hers. Especially hers.

That is a rather fetching shirt you're wearing, by the way.

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

Thanks you. What's your name sir?

[beverlyhillsdoc.livejournal.com]

"Another doctor?," Yang asked, "You'd think with so many of us there'd be some kind of medical school here."

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

"Well, Sirius told me they have magic healing training."

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, another Muggle medical professional? Are you a bitchy drunk, too?

[pompous-wombat.livejournal.com]

No, what makes you ask that?

Gryffindor!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you can't be Sorted into Ravenclaw, since you disclaim being the bitchy drunk variety of doctor. So ... you'll just have to go somewhere else ... and I know just the place.

Your bribes have been accepted!

Welcome to Gryffindor!