Rory Gilmore - Gilmore Girls

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

American. Its good on almost everything and there's no visible mold factor.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Carrottop. If only because Barney is a guy in a suit. They'd just hire a new ne. Its self defeating, trying to kill Barney. I think we're all just gonna have to wait out the whole Barney phenomenon. It'll happen. Children are fickle.

3. What time is it where you are?

4:45 PM. Sort of. The clock says its 4:45. But I set it twenty minutes fast so I could trick myself and get to class extra early. So 4:25.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh. Uh. Sexual harassment is kind of a serious crime. And I know first hand how un fun community service is. But, You know, I might ask Bill or Charlie Weasley out for a cup of coffee...

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Priest and the Rabbi?

(As in, a Priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?")

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

George. I subscribe to the combination of celebrity names. Brangelina, Bennifer. You can make a Gerry. Frarry or Haerd just doesn't have the same ring.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Paperwork, in spite of all scientific evidence to the contrary, multiplies. Its like agamogenesis. Paperwork is a prokaryote.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

If you ever want to try two different junk foods together, and are afraid the result may make you sick, come to me. I might have the answer. Also, I can go from zero to stuying in less than sixty seconds. And if you buy me a coffee, I'll let you copy my notes.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Books. Lots of books.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____RG_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____RG_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____RG______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___RG__________"

Comments

[orientthataway.livejournal.com]

"Its like agamogenesis. Paperwork is a prokaryote."

Someone's been drinking the river water.

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Only if it's been boiled and then caffinated!

[sofergetit.livejournal.com]

Barney/Carrottop's a pretty good answer. I still think that the guy in the Barney suit's just an innocent victim, not part of the problem.

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Its true. And at least Barney entertains children. Carrottop entertains no one.

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Cutesy pairing names?

(http://photobucket.com/)

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Ouch?

[pollicle-zapper.livejournal.com]

((Ohhh. Love. Also, small OOC note here. Mistoffelees' PB is Milo Ventimiglia. Thus, he looks an awful lot like Jess. Sounds like him, too, except he has a British accent. Your call how you want Rory to react to this, of course. ^_^))

"Using words like 'agamogenesis' and 'prokaryote' is a sure way of landing you in Ravenclaw," commented Mistoffelees.

He leaned against the wall, nonchalantly crossing his arms over his chest as he looked at Rory with some interest.

"So what books do you have?"

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Rory pauses for a moment and stares. Her mouth starts to form a 'je', but she stops herself when he talks. Jess has never been british. "That would be convenient. I've already got the uniform." She opened her messenger bag to rifle through the contents "You look like a Howl man to me. Mind the margin notes."

[fine-eyes-lizzy.livejournal.com]

*with a smile* I quite like your wit. *with a curtsy* Elizabeth Bennet, Miss Gilmore. I am very pleased to meet you.

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

You've got a pretty renowned wit yourself, so color me complimented. And please, its Rory.

[ugly-imp.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to copy your notes? What are they notes about, exactly?

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. School stuff. I hear all the kids are doing it these days.

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

Hi Rory. I'm Laura, and this *skritches treecat on her shoulder* is Galahad. He's mostly friendly.

How'd you get to know firsthand about community service? You seem like a straight-arrow like my friend Donna to me.

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Hi Laura!

Oh, you know. Stole a boat Wacky collegiate hijinks.

[nopower-overme.livejournal.com]

(( OMGLOVE. <33333 ))

Sarah smiles and holds out her hand to the girl. "Hi, I'm Sarah Williams, it's nice to meet you."

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Rory tucks her hair behind her ear and accepts the girl's hand "Rory Gilmore. Are you new here too?"

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

Have any Louis L'Amour?

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Will "Smoke from this Altar" do?

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Lily's eyes lit up. "What sort of books?"

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

"Um.." Rory peered into the dark recesses of her bag "Fiction, non fiction. Poetry. A textbook..It's like a microcosm of the Yale library. "

[done-hunting.livejournal.com]

...I like books.

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

.....

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

The moment Sirius finished the application, an amused look passed over his face. "Say, did a, erm, a very good-looking red-haired girl come by and practically drool all over question #6?" He stuck out his hand. "Sirius Black. Of question #4."

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

"You mean Lily?" Rory nodded affirmatively and gripped her mug "Nice girl! Made me coffee." and then, a pause as she scrunched her face up and continued "I...actually don't really know if 'made' is the right word."

[c-macaulay.livejournal.com]

Couldn't there be a new Carrottop almost as easily as a new Barney? With the right wig ...

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

I like to hold out hope that there aren't that many people who look that much like Carrottop out there.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! I am a Sorting Hat, my dear, and as such, I have the wisdom of the ages all tucked up inside my point. I'm afraid books won't do me much good - unless you can think of some interesting uses for them!

[zerotostudying.livejournal.com]

Well, theres the ever popular evening out a table trick. Oh, and they make great gifts. And even if you've got all the knowledge, you can always read fiction for pleasure, to pass the time between sortings.

You can defend yourself with a book, if its big enough. "Throw the book at them" takes on a whole new and terrifying meaning if its The Norton Anthology of English Literature.

I'd rather read my books, but you know what they say about different strokes.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

(( While Stephen's mun has been eaten alive by the bitch queen of Westeros, it is to be understood that he arrives at the Sorting and casts his vote before the Hat starts the final inning, please and thank you. ))

Miss Gilmore, I find your theory of paperwork reproduction intriguing, yet disturbing, in that it implies said paperwork is alive. Would you also conjecture the paperwork to possess some form of sentience? If so, what are the theological implications, pray tell?

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Your studious ways and your coffee-brewing talents make you a shoo-in for the house of nerds and lushes who need to sober up!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Ravenclaw!