A HERO EMERGES!

[justice--friend.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Gorgonzola, really. Gorgon Zola. Gorgon Eye. Gorgon's Eye. I remember a Gorgon's Eye. He/It was a horrible bar tender. Almost killed me with his inferior whiskey. Trust me, it was THAT bad.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Which one dies faster due to choking? Because I have a fantastic grip that can crush their throats.

3. What time is it where you are?
... Time is kind of pointless you know. Considering all the Timeaters lately. Destroying the Flotsam and Jetsam of the Time-Space Continuity, I'm surprised anything is even left, really. Hell, the 2 or 3 and probably still growing numbers of the same Dark Lord is perfect evidence of this. Yes, I mean YOU.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
The hottest female, of course. However, I wouldn't be so rude as to go up and rape her. I would court her with serenades, flowers, exploding Kuribohs, and a fine Italian dinner. And probably get pelted at with half a dozen high heels.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Simple, you've completely pissed off a small army of Goblin Duel Monsters Spirits. And this is how they implement revenge, PAPERWORK. Either that or your Dark Necrofear co-worker you killed to stop her from taking over the world is haunting you and possessing your other fellow workers.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
(Waves 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon Cards around.) If that doesn't work, I helped a young youth get over his fears so he could save the world. I am also very proficient at Dueling, Kendo, and cheating Death (no, not DEATH.). I also rule an entire population of Duel Monsters that live under the Duel Academy Hot Springs. That and I am noted as having the same voice as Seto Kaiba. If he can hear me, I'd like to say hi! Hi, Kaiba-boy! And no, I'm not just Kaiba-boy in a Chicken Suit trying to reapply because he has Multiple Personality Disorder!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Kuribohs. Winged Kuribohs. Kuribeh. Kuribah. Kuribuh. Kuribih. Winged Kuriboh LV10s. Kuribabylons. Kuribandits. Watapons. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL... wait, wrong universe. But the fur balls are still up as an offer. They're all small, cuddly, friendly, and have the capacity to explode with the force of 20 sticks of TNT. Show them to your friends, multiply them by feeding them past midnight and before 8AM, and use them to take over rival nations!