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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Well to be honest, I don’t usually have much experience with cheese. To be even more honest, I don’t really have any experience with cheese, except for that one time in the Earth Kingdom that I had some Moo-sow milk that had been in the sun too long…but I don’t like dwelling on unpleasant things.

Anyway, if you’d like a proper answer, I’d have to say whichever kind goes best with tea.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I’d try not to kill anyone if I can help it. Even in battle, there are ways to non-lethally subdue ones’ opponent. But I suppose there were no other choice. After all: in war, men die.

*softly*

Both good and bad.

3. What time is it where you are?

It’s after sundown, a perfect time for a relaxing cup of tea.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Back from the dead? Now you’re just teasing me.

Anyway, like I tell my nephew: if you want to attract a girl, you have to be kind and complementary. Use your natural charms.

*with a grin and a flourish, the old man produces a flower seemingly out of thin air*

Show your appreciation for their beauty, but don’t forget to also savor their other fine qualities.

What was the question, again?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Can it be a teahouse?

How about “The Jasmine Dragon?” It’s dramatic, poetic, has a nice ring to it…ooh, “The Tea Weevil?” No, that’s stupid.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

If this Harry wants to get married, it should be to someone he loves, and by his own choice. Countless myths and legends have showed the importance of love, and choosing ones’ own destiny.

What Harry needs to ask himself is this: Who are you, and what do you want?

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Sounds to me like you’re working yourself too hard. You should relax. Go for a walk, soak in a hot spring, something like that. It’ll do you good. Don’t waste time worrying about bureaucratic nonsense. And if the amount of paperwork is really a problem…

*Iroh swings his arm, leaving a trail of fire in its wake*

…you could always have a bonfire.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Feh, you sound like my brother.

Well, I guess that depends on what your definition of useless is. I’ve forgotten more about tea than most people know in a lifetime. I also play the liuqin, and you should hear my singing voice.

I was a General in the Fire Nation military, and I don’t like to brag, but I can hold my own in a fight. They didn’t call me the Dragon of the West for nothing, you know.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

If you ever feel like a cup of good tea or advice I’m always willing to help, or play a good game of Pai Sho. Of course, I’d always be willing to teach Firebending to anyone willing to learn.

"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __GI__________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____GI______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____GI_______.
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*sighs* Y'know, I really should just make myself up a badge that says, 'I came back from the dead. Ask me how!'

What's firebending? And if you can already do magic, why come to Hogwarts?

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Firebending is not magic, miss. It's more of an art. Firebending comes from the breath, and uses its practitioner's inner focus and chi.

As for the second question, I believe that you can never be too old to learn something new.

Iroh, Avatar: The Last Airbender

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