Memo to Sirius Black, via owl, heavily warded, from Special Agent Dale Cooper

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To: Sirius
From: Coop
RE: Various

Talking cat investigation's going nowhere. I think they might be werecats. One of them showed up as a human at my catnip traps.

Either that, or humans are starting to take on the traits of talking face-eating cats. Something's very wrong any way you slice it, Sirius.

I need a breather. Want to join me and Captain Morgan? I'll be in my Thinking Place (i.e., behind the garden shed).