Lets try this again

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? I love pizza cheese mixes, like Mozzorella and Provolone because they are stretchy and fun

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney at the very least teaches little kids things so I would have to say Carrottop

3. What time is it where you are?
9:46 pm

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? Harry. He is just so cute and afterall he put me through I think I deserve it

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Over the Moon Bar and Grille

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I dont see why he has to choose

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. Your desk is always covered in papers because you are attempting to avoid work. If someone is looking to pass off some work they will see that you are clearly too busy and the boss will think that you are very important because clearly, everyone relies on you to help them out

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Me? useless? Pookie please.... I'm the entertainment factor. All this diva needs is her stage and she will keep you entertained during those cold boring winter nights

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I offer you the rights to film my next protest and a free year of rent.Along w entertainment of course.Oh and I could have my friend do a little dance or another write a little song and......I could offer a little of the sweetest milk I have ever tasted.