Gwen Cooper, Torchwood

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

((Yes SPOILERS! VERY, SPOILERY for Torchwood, first two eps, comments too.))

When she speaks it's with a very clear Welsh accent and she looks freaked out slightly to say the least.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I suppose your wanting me to say something like Caerphilly, I don't really have a favourite cheese. I like Rhys' lasagne, so mozzarella as that goes on a lot of things. Like pizza... ah well let's not mention pizza.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Kill? *looks worried* I wouldn't kill either of them. Murder isn't something that I would ever consider. I'm supposed to protect people, not kill them.

3. What time is it where you are?
Nearly eight, I'm supposed to be doing whatever I do when not there, not this.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Did Jack Harkness write this question? *frowns* They wouldn't have very long either.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't think it's anyone business.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Because you work in a busy office and everything keeps happening so it keeps piling up. That or other people are giving you their assignments to write up.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
They, we. I'm Special Ops, Torchwood. I'm not even sure I should be saying this. *looks worried, still/again* I... Best not.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Honestly, did you just get Jack and Owen to write this? Sounds like something they'd do. Well I still have connections in the police in Cardiff.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GC
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GC.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GC.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GC"

((She's from the beginning, so different point in time to Jack is now.))

Comments

[totallyluminous.livejournal.com]

'So many people here know Jack! Some woman yesterday did too. I'm Mel.'

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"Some woman yesterday? What was this woman like, did you find out her name? Jack's here... Where is here?"

[totallyluminous.livejournal.com]

'Um, the woman? I didn't learn her name...um, but she mentioned a glove? And here is Hogwarts. A school.'

Sympathetically, 'I just confused you more, didn't I?'

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

(( not afraid to be spoiled, as I'm not likely to watch/follow the series, so fire away! ))

Why, you are the second person to mention Torchwood in as many days, I think, or to mention having come from there, though I am still unclear as to who or what Torchwood is. You must already have friends here. I have met a Jack Harkness, a Captain Jack Harkness; perhaps he is the same as yours?

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"They, we're. Special ops." Still not sure if she should say anything. "Seems to be he's already known." Me, I had to go look for him. "If you know him you might want to ask him."

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

"Ah, he is busy with other affairs." The double meaning was very much intended. "Did you come here in search of him, then? and your other colleagues? I have met one, a Suzie, I believe."

[jd-octor.livejournal.com]

JD smiled brightly to the young woman and held out his hand. Wow, Jack's friends are really popping out of the woodwork! "Hi, I'm JD. You're Jack's friend?"

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

Gwen didn't look quite so worried when he said his name was JD and she shook his hand. "So are you, I've heard. Best mates apparently."

[jd-octor.livejournal.com]

"Uh..." Jack might not have told her "Yeah, we're pretty close." he smiled warmly. "You're Gwen? Jack's told me about you."

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

Rose pulled a confused face when she first saw the applicant. Gwyneth? No. Modern dress. Fringe. Also, Gwyneth was dead, though that hardly mattered here. Curious, she glanced at the application and her jaw dropped.

"Someone else from Torchwood? Are you here because of Jack or something?" Rose frowned. This was too strange, and she didn't like it much at all.

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"Something wrong?" Gwen seemed concerned. "Are you alright?"

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

"No, it's nothing, it's just...you look a lot like someone I used to know." She managed a faint smile. "But you're obviously not her, it's just weird coincidence, I suppose." Yeah right.

"You're Gwen, then, yeah? Jack's mentioned you."

[ninth-doctor.livejournal.com]

...Huh, you seem familiar from somewhere... Oh! Another one of Jack's friends, are you? Ah, yeah, would you like to be in Gryffindor with him? And no, Jack didn't write any of the questions. Certainly sound like him, don't they?

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"You could say that. It might be best. Yeah, I mean I've not known him that long... How do you know him?"

Vote: Gryffindor

[ninth-doctor.livejournal.com]

"We're friends. Traveled together for a bit. You'll like it in Gryffindor, I think."

[perverted-kappa.livejournal.com]

And what good are these "connections" of yours?

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"Er..." Gwen hadn't got that far.

[doctorsdoctor.livejournal.com]

Harry shook his head. Another one, just as "secretive." He chuckled and decided to introduce himself. "Hullo, Miss Cooper. Nice to meet a fine Welsh lass. I'm Harry Sullivan. You're probably quite right, you know. Best to say as little about Torchwood as possible." He certainly seemed like someone who'd know.

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"What do you know about Torchwood?" Gwen asked cautiously.

[doctorsdoctor.livejournal.com]

"I know that it ought not be discussed in mixed company." Harry shrugged, but the friendly smile didn't fade from his face. "I've worked for a few 'special-ops' outfits myself, Miss Cooper. If they're quite special, they don't even appear on your record."

Harry winked on her, then continued on. "Those are things we could discuss after you're sorted. Any thoughts on where you should end up?"

[gets-inside-you.livejournal.com]

She wasn't yet sorted, but mun she couldn't help it. "...It's you." It wasn't an exclamation or a question, just a statement. "Hello again." That felt familiar. She wasn't really sure how to act after getting so pissed at Jack--this woman took her place, but then, they were teammates now. Sort of.

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"Hi." Gwen tried to smile, what to say when last time you saw a person they decided to shoot themselves in front of you. And oh yeah, you may have taken their old job.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

The police in Cardiff? What can the police in Cardiff do for a hat?

[csi-cardiff.livejournal.com]

"Er..." Talking Hat. She'd been told. "Siezed property!" she suddenly remembered. "There might be something there you might want."

Gryffindor!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see what I can get that garden gnome to do!

Your bribe has been accepted!

Welcome to Gryffindor!