Pilz-E, NEUROTICALLY YOURS

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Application for Pilz-E, Neurotically Yours




1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Oh, cheese, I miss the cheesy goodness of the tasty but the doctor told me it could cause the EXPLODING OF THE HEAD and also the migrainey death so there is to be no more eating of the cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Ooooh yes for the killing of painful death I would use the voodeedoo and stabbity with the needles bringing the screaming and the hurtingness. But I have medications to help with the wanting to be killing people.

3. What time is it where you are?

Time for the happy candies of joyful fun that make me less with the nervousness.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

The blue pills to stop with the eye stigmata and the bleeding make me with the not wanting to contact the secret areas of privateness of peoples.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Ooooo *waves fingers* I would call it Voodeedoo, because with the needles and the hurting and the spooky and all.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

H-his doctor could give him a pill to help with the making of choices and the deciding of marriage.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

It's the forms of companies of insurance wanting to know which which pills you're taking and why the doctors are giving them to you for why they should be paying for the pills of happy fun.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I don't know about that I tried with the taking care of the babies for the earning of moneys to pay for medications and they didn't like the candies of special fun.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Extra medication for all!





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Comments

[terrorthatflaps.livejournal.com]

...How many different kinds of pills are you on?

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

There are the pills of happy for the depressedness, and the calming for when I am too much with the hypering, and the pills to stop the death effects from the other pills, but there is not a pill for the remembering of the many pills of healthiness.

[amiable-amy.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[3rd-blackadder.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

Slytherin, clearly.

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

How do you feel about cats? Cause I think I want you in Hufflepuff with me, but we've got lots of cats there. Oh, and owls! Owls everywhere around here.

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, maybe you need the pills for stopping of the seeing things that aren't really there if all over the place you're seeing the cats and the owls with the beaks and the eyes of roundness.

Vote: Hufflepuff

[keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com]

Your doctor won't let you eat cheese, but he's got you on drugs up the zhing-wha? What's up with that?

Hufflepuff for you. I don't need any drugs, thanks; I'm good. Very good. Hee!

Re: Vote: Hufflepuff

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

No, it's with the medication that the cheese causes the DEATH OF THE EXPLODING IN THE HEAD.

[schizowarrior.livejournal.com]

...You sound like you need to join my club.

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Is this one of the clubs in the church basement with the chairs of folding and the stale cookies and the praying of the serenity?

[emilyremains.livejournal.com]

"Are you feeling all right, little one?" asked Emily kindly.

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

That is what the pills are for, my special candies of happy joyful fun!

[squeegeetodd.livejournal.com]

Umm... how many pills do you take in a day? 'Cause when my mommy took too many, she always got weird and sleepy and forgot stuff.

*sudden alarmed look!* ...How does cheese make your head explode?!

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Oh, with the cheese and the medicine and the blood swelling up and the headacheness and the bursting of the heads?

[friendofkittens.livejournal.com]

JUST DON'T TAKE THE BLUE PILL.

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

The pills of blueness are the ones for keeping the stigmata of the eyes from coming out with the bleeding and the mess!

[nopower-overme.livejournal.com]

*crouches down*

Happy candies of joyful fun?

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Oh yes the little pills to make the depression of great misery to be keeping quiet.

[kusarigama-chan.livejournal.com]

*flops down on stomach, chin propped on hand*

Why would you take medication if you want to kill people?

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Oh, the killing of the peoples is not what I am wanting.

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're quite a proponent of pills. What about pills for, er, recreational use. Have you got any of those?

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

You mean like the little green pills of happy calmness?

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

Quannonreip. I'm not sure why, just seems right. Good luck little guy.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You have happy candies of special fun? What flavor are they?

[xtra-medication.livejournal.com]

Oh, they are not for the tasting of sugary goodness, they are for the mix mix mix them with the ice cream and eat them and then all gone with the nervousness and the anxiety.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You and my friend Morfin and I should have a visit over ice cream some time. Morfin has a great deal of the happy candy, as well! Oh, and I hope you're not allergic to cats!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Hufflepuff!