Owl to Stephen and owl to Lupin!

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Stephen,

I'm having serious problems juggling everything and you don't really need a TA since you manage fine on your own. Would it be okay if I resigned? I'll help you find a replacement if you think you need one and of course I'm willing to go on teaching Sarah, officially or unofficially, whichever you prefer. Seriously sorry about this, and if for some reason you do actually need me, I'll shift everything around somehow to make time since I really am sorry that I can't figure out a better way to balance all my responsibilities.

~Ryuuji

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Professor Lupin,

Dr. Cox suggested that I owl you about taking some genderchange potion to pose nude for the Unnamed Hogwarts school paper. So, I'm doing so. If this request is in any way offensive, please feel free to ignore it since I have no intention of being insulting but am merely trying to provide a nice counterpoint to the promised vampire erotica.

Sincerely,

Ryuuji Otogi, Editor-In-Chief.

Comments

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji:

Your apologies are noted and appreciated, but unnecessary. I have been pleasantly surprised, and grateful, that you have been able to balance your duties as potions assistant with your prefectship and other responsibilities for these many months. What I needed most -- assistance with the unexpected transition into a position completely vacated by a predecessor unable to give guidance as to procedure and supplies -- you have already given.

Circumstances are now such that Sarah can obtain instruction from me directly.* Any assistance you can continue to provide would of course be deeply appreciated, as you have offworld knowledge not encompassed in the wizarding literature; other than that, I wish you well in your continued juggling of activities, among which I hope will be frequent visits to Sarah and myself.

- Stephen

* (( Why, no, Stephen does not realise how bad that sounds. ))

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Stephen,

Awesome! I'm glad to know that I was of use to you and that I'm not inconveniencing you by having to step down from the position.* Of course, since my interest in Potions remains undiminished, I'd be more than glad to talk with you over anything interesting I find -- after all, discoveries are more fun when they're discussed with other like-minded people.

Regarding Sarah and you taking on the teaching, best of luck with that, then. And obviously, Terry can start attending classes normally now that I'm no longer there.

And Stephen? Rest assured that hanging out with my friends, which definitely includes you and Sarah, is one of my top priorities. Speaking of which, don't you think we should take the Squibmobile to be washed?

~Ryuuji

*((Innuendo, what?))

[profmoony.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryuuji:

WHAT??

Please inform Dr. Cox that I'll do it if he does it also. I'm sure the prospect will interest him greatly.

Sincerely,

Professor R.J. Lupin

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dear Professor Lupin,

Um, to summarize it: genderchange potion, photography, schoolwide-distribution of transgendered professor pornography. And sexy vampire erotica.

Right-ho, I shall pass that message along! Thank you for being so understanding.

Sincerely,

Ryuuji Otogi.