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A very panicked Ryuuji, having just read Mr. Butlertron's announcement, stuck up the following notice in the Slytherin common room, enchanted to glow brightly.

HELP! SLYTHERIN QUIDDITCH PLAYERS NEEDED!

Our last roster is as follows, all popcorned people struck-through:

Seeker: Tom/Nagini.
Chasers: Steerpike, Cthulhu, Yuffie.
Beaters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape.
Keeper: Esmeralda Weatherwax/Stewie.
Captain: Lucius Malfoy.

Does anyone else see the problem here?!

SIGN UP to play on the House team for the sake of fun, sports, glory and not having your Prefect hunt you down in the hallways and try to get you to sign up. Please.

Positions needed: KEEPER. Also, the Slytherin team has jetboots donated by Trevor so even if you're a nervous flier, don't worry about it. You won't fall.

Ancalagon-sama, you mentioned being interested in playing on the team before. Does that still apply?

Current roster:

Seeker: Voldemort.
Chasers: Strong Bad, Yuffie, Godzilla.
Beaters: Domino, Kisame-san.
Keeper: ~~Ron.~~ Oliver Wood.
Captain: Voldemort.