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Hey Red,

I'm going out of town for a few days. Think you can make some room on that incredibly packed calendar of yours for when I get back? I know you're super-busy and all, but.

-Ginger

PS: I'm putting an anti-tampering device on Red Baron so I will know if you sneak him crap while I'm gone. And the stable guys have your picture. Don't think you can get past me.

Joleen,

Didn't get a chance to tell you at work today but I'm going to Edinburg tomorrow for a conference. No, this does not make me a hypocrite, because unlike some brown-nosing residents I could name (YOU) I'm going to actually talk to medical professionals and not to be Bob Kelso's Best in Show bitch. No, you can't come.

That said, do NOT let that nasty, gimlet-eyed harridan browbeat, overwork or otherwise harass you in any way that is reserved solely for me. She is old and bitter and rotting from the inside out. Just don't get yourself fired, and try not to kill anyone. I'll be back Monday to dig you out of whatever ditches you've managed to get yourself into by then.

Lassie,

Have you come to your senses yet?

-Perry