http://robinthepuck.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] robinthepuck.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-07-13 04:17 am

A veritable cornucopia of owls



Kira ~

Anytime your bed is feeling a bit empty, you know where to find me. I even have my own pillow. (And I don't hog the covers.)

~ Goodfellow

(With the owl is a pillow.)
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Eddie ~

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. Anytime you'd like to get that drink, it would be my pleasure.

~ R. Goodfellow
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My good Doctor and my dear Jack,

Enjoy.

~ R. Goodfellow

(With the owl is a basket, containing an ancient bottle of ambrosia, several candles, a pair of handcuffs, a container of chocolate covered strawberries, a riding crop, and a collection of Glenn Miller's greatest hits.)
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My prince,

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. I look forward to many more dances with you in the future. You know where to find me.

~ R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a single red rose.)
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My Warrior Princess,

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw, and I thank you. I trust that we will see eachother again.

Until then, I am you servent,

Robin Goodfellow.

(The owl is also carrying a box of assorted candy and a very old silver crown.)
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(The letter is written in flawless Japanese)

Gogo-san,

Thank you for your kind vote. I do hope that, should I ever be able to be of service to you, you will not hesitate to call on me.

Respectfully,

Robin Goodfellow.

(The owl is also carrying a manriki.)
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Oz,

In Ravenclaw. Drinks?

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a pair of leather trousers, in Oz's size.)
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Professor,

I have had the excedingly good fortune to be sorted into your house. I hope, at some point, we can meet up for that drink. Until then, here's a bottle of my personal stock. Enjoy!

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a perfectly aged bottle of Scotch.)
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Captian,

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. I look forward to a chance to talk further with you. Until then, here's a bit of the seas for you.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a ship in a bottle.)
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My good Doctor,

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. Anytime you'd like a drink or a nice conversation, just drop me a line.

Oh, and I met a...being by the name of Illyria. She said that you, as her guide, had been neglectful. Wanted me to pass the message along. I'd wager it's an interesting story how you got mixed up with something as old and powerful as this Illyria. We can swap tales of indenturement to gods later.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying these marbles.)
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My lovely Rose,

I trust that your situation has been sorted out and you have returned to your more familiar form. I would love to continue our chat sometime. I've been sorted into Ravenclaw - if ever you feel the need for a drink or conversation, please think of me.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a basket containing crackers, feta cheese, and a bottle of white wine.)
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Legolas,

I trust, my good Elf, you have returned to your former, smooth shaven condition? Or shall my services as a barber be needed?

R. Goodfellow

(Written in much smaller text at the bottom of the page)
Until my magic skills are such that I can protect these owls from unwanted eyes, I think what I have to say should be said in person. I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. Let me know when you have a moment to spare.
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Methos

Your bed or mine?

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a bottle of flavored lube.)
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Utena

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw - whenever you'd like to continue our conversation, I'd be happy to see if I could be of assitance.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a toy car.)
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Laura

Thank you for your vote, my dear. I have been sorted into Ravenclaw, and shall alert you the moment I find out any information on this BOB.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a bouquet of daisies.)
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Sara

I've been sorted into Ravenclaw. Whenever you like, I'd love to have a drink with you. And the sauna looks extremely tempting, as well.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a bottle of Cristall vodka.)
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My Lady Malfoy,

Having been recently sorted into Ravenclaw, I have signed up for your next Charms class and eagerly await the opportunity to sit under your tutalage.

Yours,

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying an antique silver hairbrush set)
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My Pet,

Again, I can only say how breathtakingly amazing you are. You are a force of nature, my dear. I hope to meet you again.

Until then, I am yours.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a beautifully embroidered silk robe)
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DEATH,

Anytime you'd like to have that cup of tea, I'd be more than happy to join you.

R. Goodfellow
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My dear

If there is anything I can help you with, I beg you to ask it of me. Perhaps, even if I don't know the answer, I can find another source of information for you.

I am at your service.

R. Goodfellow
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Dawn

I have been sorted into Ravenclaw. If there is anything I can do to help you in your studies, I beg of you to let me know.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying an ancient parchment, written in Sanskrit. The parchment contains the local legend of a certain trickster.)
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Sir Dragon,

Here is the bauble you requested. I am working on the rest.

Respectfully,

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a breastplate of gold and silver, inlayed with emeralds.)
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Herr Liebkind

I look forward to your auditions with delight. Until that time, please enjoy my humble gifts so that you may write more beautiful music.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a large stack of blank sheet music paper.)
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Illyria

I have been sorted into Ravenclaw. I also dropped a note to the Doctor, per your request. If I can be of further assistance, I stand ready.

Robin Goodfellow
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My dear Hat,

I cannot tell you how thrilled I am to be Hogwarts' newest Ravenclaw. Please, enjoy the flan, and if I can be of any further service to you, do not hesitate to call on me.

R. Goodfellow

(The owl is also carrying a flan.)

[identity profile] edwardbrock.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin,

I'm a bit busy with classes right now, but never too busy for a drink. I'll send you an owl when I have an opening, should be soon!

Thanks,
Eddie

[identity profile] 5000yearold.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin-

Your ego is still a bit sore, isn't it?

Find me and will talk. Maybe I'll give you a chance to convince me.

-Methos

[identity profile] bounty-coins.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Domino had been in the owl room sneaking a quick cigarette out of the eyes of the teachers when a random owl started nibbling at her ear. She tried to shoo it away, but it was determind to give her something. Seeing the paper addressed to 'My Pet' she mumbled, 'What the fuck?' before realising who it must be from. Reading it over she blushed, which was not a common thing. Biting her thumb nail, thinking what a suitable reply would be, she noticed a package too. Opening it up she gasped; it really was beautiful. She stroked it and then folded it back up neatly. She then scribbled, in the neatest handwriting she knew, a reply.
But what to address him as... Mr Goodfellow was too formal. Avoiding it completely - she finally decided - was the best option.

I'm glad I satisfied you! Let me assure you, that that was one of the best fucking experiences I've had in a long time. I really do hope to run into at some point soon, too. The robe is fucking beautiful, really. I can't wait to put it on.

Domino.

[identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin,

Sure. Hydration: it's not just hype.

-Oz

[identity profile] jd-octor.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin,

Hi, it's JD here! Thanks a lot for the basket! Severa items were unexpected, what the hell, a ridi but I'm sure that I can find a use for them. If you ever need a hand, or want a drink or something, just give me an owl. Thanks once again!

-JD.

[identity profile] 5000yearold.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin-

Awfully bold words from a man who hasn't even yet convinced me that I should let you try and show your stuff (although calling me a young pup is mildly amusing)

I'll be at the bar soon enough.

-Methos

[identity profile] jd-octor.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin,

That explains it! I was wondering about that one. I'm sure that we can have fun with it too.

Well, I'm sure that Jack would love to come too! It'll be fun! Have a nice day!

-JD.

Re: Return owl

[identity profile] bounty-coins.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Realising this guy really knows how to talk to a lady, or whatever Domino was, she wraps up a little something (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=344&pid=2407) for him to wear (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=3057)

Tiger

As long as you wear those.

Domino

Re: Return owl

[identity profile] bounty-coins.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Tiger

Why try a bed only once? Why only try a bed?

Domino

*a little brown owl brings a reply*

[identity profile] fantastic-rose.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mr. Goodfellow,

Thank you for your sweet gift! I'm back human, yay, but munchy things are always appreciated!

I would love to talk to you again soon. I'm sorry I was a bit...touchy, before. Nothing like being not-human to make one sort-of defensive about being human, if that makes sense.

Sincerely,
Rose

*a line of sketched flowers edges the bottom of the parchment*

[identity profile] 5000yearold.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin-

Who said I'd let you top?

-Methos

Re: Return owl

[identity profile] bounty-coins.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Tiger

And I have lots of fun things we could use too.

And you are defi-fucking-netly an officer of law.

Domino

Re: Return owl

[identity profile] 5000yearold.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Robin-

You know, I don't exactly find your attitude terribly endearing. Why again would I want to sleep with you?

--Methos

Return Owl

[identity profile] rogue-nebari.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Goodfellow,

The bubbles are gone now, turns out I just needed to drink some water. Just so you know, it's probably a good idea to avoid food just sort of left out for anyone to grab around here.

Thanks for the offer. Figured the whole thing was a useless effort, but thanks for letting me down gently. You ever want someone to get blind, stinking drunk with, let me know.

-Chiana

Re: Return owl

[identity profile] bounty-coins.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Tiger

I like that image.

Domino

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