Extremely late owls, sent out to most of the people he chatted with during his radio show.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((For the purpose of explaining why they're so delayed, I'm assuming this happens after Ryuuji and Wolfram are kidnapped by giant bees. The OOC reason is that mod/IRL stuff kept me kinda too busy to get my act together, sorry, but I've got no clue how this works with Ryuuji being there for the wolfhunt/lessons, except maybe to say that he was shadow-projecting or cloning himself the way Naruto showed him.))

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Bros,

Giant bees kidnapped me but I'm back now. Mokie, got any manga with you? I met a chick called Gogo Yubari who's also from Japan and would like to do a manga-night with us. Seto, I've got pie and it's tasty. You should eat some. Also, argh, I smell like honey and nothing I'm using can cover it up. Anyone got anything stronger than my usual soaps and shampoos?

~Ryuuji

---

Dear Adam,

I'm really, really sorry about everything that I said on the radio show. I was incredibly drunk, as you might have noticed and swear that I have no intentions of trying to get you together with Oz or send you toasters for wedding presents or er, anything else that I might have said. I would have sent you this owl sooner, but I was kidnapped by giant bees (and only in Hogwarts would that sentence even make sense) so please don't take the lateness of this apology as meaning it's less sincere than it would have been had I sent it off straight after the radio show.

So yeah, very sorry, have no clue why I said all of that, and if it would help any, I can send in a retraction to the next WART?

~Ryuuji

---

Victor,

Sorry about the My Little Ponies deluge. They didn't hurt too much, did they? I would have owled before, but I just spent a week being captive by giant bees -- long story -- so this is the first chance that I've had to get write notes of apology. And er, if you did give them to Gert, I hope she appreciated them!

~Ryuuji

---

Oz,

I'm sorry for trying to name your ship with Adam 'Ozam'. It sounds stupid. You deserve a better shipname. Or you deserve to not have your friends try to pair you up on air. One of the two. Anyway, sorry about it, sorry the apology's so delayed -- I blame the giant bees that kidnapped me -- and I hope you're still okay.

~Ryuuji

---

Dear Gogo,

Hey! Still up for that round of sparring I promised you during the radio show? Sorry that I didn't owl you about it sooner, but giant bees kidnapped me -- insanely long story, trust me, it's one of those things that sound better in person -- so I've been kinda not-here. But I'm here now, so I'll check in with Mokuba about the manga night, and I'm willing to spar anytime you are.

~Ryuuji

---

Dear Nightwing,

I'm still sorry I turned you into a kitten. And I've given you plenty of time to cool down which was admittedly partly because giant bees kidnapped me, so are you feeling better yet? I brought you perfectly-innucous honey from their giant hive. It's completely safe. I tested it. Can it be a peace-offering?

~Ryuuji

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Dear Stephen,

I've got some great samples of blood and other materials from a giant bee for you, along with a corpse if you want to study it. And honey that they produced. It's pretty tasty, from what I've tried so far.

~Ryuuji

P.S. My life is a progression of weird events, that steadily grow weirder.

---

Terry,

Got kidnapped by giant bees. Thought you might like to know.

Ryuuji

---

Utena,

Want to fence anytime soon? Sorry about abruptly cutting off mid-communication but giant bees took me away to a honey-covered mansion on a hill. I'm back now, though and again, sorry about the delayed response.

~Ryuuji

~*~

Comments

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Better than Adoz. Still ok. Giant bees?

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

Adoz sounds like Nike should be producing it, whatever it is. Shoe, you think? And yeah, giant bees. They made good honey. I spent most of that week surviving on it.

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

I heard it as 'At odds,' which isn't good for a relationship. Did the giant bees sing?

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

Not unless you're really into hatesex. And no, they didn't, but they made good honey. Want some?

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

No, but I love crying afterward. And I haven't even eaten the last honey you got me yet.

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

Does that mean you like sad movies as well? And Oz, I'm hurt you don't appreciate my honey.

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Only if the movies are sad for their lack of quality. And if I ate all your honey, what would I put in my Ryuuji Shrine?

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

Speaking of which, I need to stop reading fanfiction about myself. It never does anything except make me worry about other people's lack of faith in my standards. And honey, you could always put me there.

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Fanfiction? I'm guessing that's not the trials and adventures of a poor man's air conditioner during the winter months. And I would, but what if the doll I made by collecting your stray hairs gets jealous?

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

No, it's when people write stories about your life and other people's lives. I got some of it as a wedding gift, and I keep rereading it with a certain horrified fascination. And hm, you could carry it around with you as a 24/7 reminder of my awesomeness?

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Huh. And I can't take it with me, The Ryuuji Doll requires an hourly sacrifice of... Hm. Basically, it would start to smell.

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

Like me writing a story about you marrying Adam, for example. You know, I get the feeling I shouldn't ask, but what exactly are you sacrificing to the representation of me known as the Ryuuji doll?

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Wow, that example... really wasn't random at all. Follow your feelings.

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

But my feelings lead me straight into your arms, Oz, and that might make the doll jealous!

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

That's a risk I'm willing to take. Of course, the doll is more likely to attack you than attack me, but life sucks sometimes.

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

You're so brave. No wonder the doll loves you.

~Ryuuji

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Yeah.

-Oz

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Oz,

...Is there anything more to be said?

~Ryuuji

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: And I have *NO* idea how this works with Ryuuji and Seto's issues. IE...is this after Seto most likely took off? Because if so, he wouldn't have returned to Ryuuji's room anytime soon.... He's VERY GONE. Answer me that, and I'll get you some sort of response.]]

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((Er, no idea? Because I had Ryuuji be there after the radio show when he really shouldn't have been because he was bee-napped so I kinda messed with continuity there more than a little. Ryuuji would have probably sent back a clone or something to keep up appearances at the very least, though!))

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Mokuba,

...By 'they', you mean Seto and his LAPTOP?

~Ryuuji

P.S. I don't think that's legal.

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Mokie,

...Seto's intelligent, and hot, and fun. Someone with a bird-with-a-broken-wing syndrome would want him for sure! And man, maybe I should try setting him up to date people when I get back. What do you think of Oz and Seto?

~Ryuuji

P.S. The laptop can't give consent.

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Mokie,

I piss people off as well. Sometimes badly enough that it ends up in physical fights, or bruises. So see, Seto's not that bad? And yeah, I know all about the Kira situation. Sorta, anyway.

Oz is really laidback and cool! Maybe he should come to manga night as well, which you never answered me about.

~Ryuuji

P.S. But what judge in their right mind would sign the papers? Then again, knowing Seto, he'd bribe them into temporary insanity.

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dearest little brother,

Seto is perfectly capable of getting on with people! He managed fine with Chii, after all. Never fought with her. He just doesn't think that people are worth the effort and he's probably right.

...OH NOES! Don't worry, Mokuba, I will save you! You are far too good to be taken in by the allures of sleek, shiny laptops that grow old within mere years! Oz, Gogo and I will have a manga night to keep you free of such temptations!

~Ryuuji

P.S. Oh man. Do you think that we'll have to call her our sister-in-law?

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dearest most amusing younger brother,

Domino? The girl that swears so much? Huh, haven't really spoken to her, but caught her radio show the other day. And honestly, I don't think that humans suck any less than other sentients. I think that sentients in general are just not a good idea. Which is good for you. I'm glad you can socialize and be normal.

Manga party? Heh, I don't know if Gogo's into huge parties but okay, I guess that you, Eiko, Oz, me and her wouldn't be too bad. I can't think of anyone else that I'd want to come though, except Seto who is off honeymooning.

~Ryuuji

P.S. Yeah right. You can call her that. Me, I'll start leaving Alienware catalogues around the place.

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Darlingest most loyal younger brother,

Really? I guess that I'll have to try talking to her at some point.

And oh yeah, Kira's also from Japan, maybe he'd like to join in our manga night. Along with his friend. Would be a good way of getting to meet him properly. And right, have fun inviting Eiko!

There's an idea. Don't you think that Seto might get angry, though? Unless we dressed up as cydroids.

~Ryuuji

P.S. I was thinking of making him cheat on her, but whichever way around works. XD

((Alienware at DU is Seto's True Love. XD))

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dearest most perfectly prankful youngest Etoile sibling,

Actually, I used to spend a lot of time ignoring what Honda and Jounouchi were saying during Battle City. Too busy plotting how to annoy them by flirting with Shizuka and Mai. But I can filter out swearwords, yeah. Mai swears too, after all.

I can invite him! I need to clear it with Gogo first anyway, so I'll send the owls out once I've talked to her. Don't tell me that he took Kira along as his best man! Good idea. I want to meet your girlfriend properly anyway.

Been ages since I had fun cosplaying anyway.

~Ryuuji

P.S. Who cares who cheats first as long as they split in the end?

Re: Owl in return; warded

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dearest most creative-clever adorable little brother,

Exactly. Why waste my time dealing with idiots if I don't have to? And flirting's fun. Good way to pass the time.

Right, I will do, once I clear it with Gogo! And hm, haven't really thought about it. We're taking off to Paris for a week once July starts, so probably after that, but I can't decide if it should be before or after the talent show I'm organizing with Sarah.

~Ryuuji

P.S. Well, I do want him to be happy but if they'd cheat on each other anyway, it's not like it's True Love or anything and the relationship would have been doomed to fail eventually.

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

Don't worry about it. Everyone knew you were real drunk, so no one took you seriously. If you sent a retraction, though, people would start thinkin' that it was true, so if you'd skip that bit, I'd appreciate it.

Hope you had fun with the bees,
Adam

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Adam,

Right, thanks. No retraction, then.

And the bees were definitely interesting, let's put it like that. Are you fond of honey? Wolfram and I collected lots before we escaped left.

~Ryuuji

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

I think I still have some left from last time, but thanks.

-Adam

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji had to sit on his hands when he got that note to stop himself from replying that Oz still had honey left, and wouldn't Adam like to get together with Oz and have a honey-party?

Adam,

...Really? Man, I need to brush up on my gift buying skills, or else supply honey in smaller quantities when I do bring it for people. Oh well. You're welcome anyway, and hope you enjoy that honey then.

~Ryuuji.

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji,

You don't hafta get me any gifts. It's nice of you to think of me, but I don't need anythin'.

-Adam

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Adam,

I know you don't need things. That doesn't mean that getting gifts isn't fun, though. But right, I'll stop pushing the topic, then.

~Ryuuji

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryuuji-san,

Of course I'd like to spar! The sort of fighting you told me about sounds very interesting, I'd really like to try it. I've just started some classes, but apart from those I'm mostly free.

The bees here are horrible.

Love,
Gogo x

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dear Gogo,

Awesome! Say Friday or Saturday, whichever suits you best? I haven't had a chance to talk to Mokuba yet about the manga night because apparently my other brother eloped with his laptop. We're busy looking for him right now.

And yeah, these bees are weird. Got some good honey out of it, though, so all's well that ends well!

~Ryuuji

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryuuji,

Saturday, perhaps? I train most mornings in the grounds anyway.

... eloped with his laptop? That's a bit strange. Probably. I suppose lots of strange things happen here.

I didn't get any honey when bees attacked me!

Love,
Gogo x

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Dear Gogo,

Saturday works! Want to meet up after your training, so you can use it as a warm-up, or would you prefer before so that you'll still be fresh?

Yeah, well, my brother's always been mechanically minded. We all have our own talents.

Awww! Do you want some of mine? I've got plenty to share.

~Ryuuji

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

Dear Ryuuji,

Hm... after the training, I think. I don't want to have to get up earlier than usual!

That's... well. Alright.

No thanks. It wasn't the same bees, so it doesn't make sense for me to take it.

Love,
Gogo x

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((Ack! I totally should have tackled this before, but want me to put up a post for their meeting today? I'm about to go out so I wouldn't be able to answer it for a while but at least it would be there for us to work with. *so sorry she's been delayed with everything lately*))

[manriki-chan.livejournal.com]

((*g* Whenever's good for you! I'm a little busy today as well... don't worry about it! *petpets*))

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((Yay XD Not just me that's overloaded, then. And right, I'll stick it up now and we can get on to it whenever we have free time.))