Detective Ron: On the Case!

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

Several crumpled up parchments lie on Sirius's Ron's desk. He had to get a meeting with Harry's "parents" and keep the heat up on Malfoy. He couldn't let them know he was suspicious, either. Even if Lily and James weren't paid off by Malfoy, he couldn't let Harry's parents think that their son's best mate didn't trust them! What if they forbid Harry from seeing him again? Could they do that?

And he couldn't let Harry in on it, either. It would probably crush him! And no way he was letting Harry know that he was meeting up with James. He might think that Ron was abandoning him. The Slytherin knew about heroes and their daddy complexes!

It was all very confusing.

Dear James Potter,

Hi, it's Ron! You might remember me from your sorting. Wow, what a fun time that was, right?

Look, I'm real worried about you being lost in this time and, well, Sirius hasn't spent the last few years all that connected to reality the wizarding world. And I'd guess Remus would know, but he's not your age anymore and he doesn't get the stuff kids today know by default.

Most of the kids our age here aren't even wizard-born. So maybe I can meet up with you and help you out?

-Ron Weasley


Dear Lily Evans,

Hi, it's me, Ron. I'm Harry's best mate. You know, I'm a redhead and you're a redhead. Let's get together and talk about it.

-Ron Weasley



*The mystery surrounding the sender is somewhat dispelled by Pigwidgeon, who flies around Draco's head, chirping wildly*

Comments

*warded to bleed ink on nosy buggers*

[going-stag.livejournal.com]

Dear Good egg,

I'd like that. I've got meetings with Harry and Re Professor Lupin, but I could do with good company during breakfast.

Just owl me before you head down some morning soon and I'll meet you in the Great Hall.

-JP

Warded heavily

[whinylittlegit.livejournal.com]

Weasley --

Send me another of these and I'll keep your stupid little pigeon.

Re: Warded heavily

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

*Damn it, Ron, explicitly told Pig to stay out of sight once he delivered the message. Stupid bird. He sends the response with one of the school's owls*

Malfoy,

What are you talking about?

-Weasley

Re: Warded heavily

[whinylittlegit.livejournal.com]

Weasley,

Don't even try to pretend. I recognized your daft owl the moment I saw it. Only YOUR bird would be THAT stupid. Might want to get it replaced... oh, but I guess you wouldn't be able to afford anything better.

Re: Warded heavily

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

Malfoy,

What the hell are you going on about? Someone sent you a message with my owl? Well, if they did, using someone else's bird would have been the smart thing to do, wouldn't it? I guess that's why the thought never occurred to you.

Why? You hate Pig. That's pretty much a requirement for judging something to be of top character for me.

-Weasley

Charmed to spew bubbles if touched by the wrong hands

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Ron ~

I do, indeed, remember you. Ginny and I are planning a picnic by the lake today. If you'd like - and, of course, if she doesn't mind - you're more than welcome to come.

Owl me and let me know - do you prefer pumpkin juice or tea?

~ Lily

Re: Charmed to spew bubbles if touched by the wrong hands

[dungbombsrule.livejournal.com]

Right, not letting yourself get cornered with me alone, I see. Don't you know you're only making this worse for yourself, Lily? Or should I say... Probably-Not-Lily?



Lily,

Ok, that sounds great! Pumpkin juice is just fine. Just don't change your hair. Ha ha!

-Ron

Re: Charmed to spew bubbles if touched by the wrong hands

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

Ron ~

Great! I - I won't change my hair...

I did try that once, my fourth year. I wanted to have blonde hair like this pretty Hufflepuff girl that a boy I liked had his eye on. Needless to say, the charm didn't work so well and I spent three weeks with feathers for hair and another week in detention for hexing the boy. Well, the hexing really didn't have as much to do with my hair as with my lack of amusement at being called a mudblood, but there you have it.

I look forward to seeing you!

~ Lily