Owl to Lilly
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hh_mirror((back dated to Wednesday night, after his conversation with Susan))
Lilly,
There's a Hufflepuff guy named Ichimaru Gin who might try something with you. Skinny, Japanese, white hair. Creepy smile. I know you said you knew enough to avoid creepy people, but I wanted to give you a heads up because he's been targeting post-dead girls...for what reason none of us know, but it's not good. And it's not a sexy not-good, either. He's some kind of Japanese death-spirit, and he makes the other ones on campus nervous. I can give you more info, if you want, but...just...you know. Watch out. And let me know if he comes by, or anything. Okay?
Logan
Lilly,
There's a Hufflepuff guy named Ichimaru Gin who might try something with you. Skinny, Japanese, white hair. Creepy smile. I know you said you knew enough to avoid creepy people, but I wanted to give you a heads up because he's been targeting post-dead girls...for what reason none of us know, but it's not good. And it's not a sexy not-good, either. He's some kind of Japanese death-spirit, and he makes the other ones on campus nervous. I can give you more info, if you want, but...just...you know. Watch out. And let me know if he comes by, or anything. Okay?
Logan
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:08 am (UTC)No, wait. Celeste wouldn't care enough to warn me.
Logan. I can take care of myself. Especially in a place where I can't be killed. And was this really necessary? I mean, skinny guys with white hair and creepy smiles aren't exactly my thing. I know you think I'll jump on anything with a Y Chromosome, but I can say no.
Lilly
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:18 am (UTC)Note how I am not freaking out or pounding on your door to tell you this? I'm just sweetly, politely pointing out the guy with death-related superpowers who's been stalking a couple of my female friends here, because I thought it might be of interest. I didn't figure he'd be your type, I just...anyway. Be careful. Be...uninterested but polite. For you. Okay?
Logan
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:29 am (UTC)Aye, aye, Cap'n.
Lilly
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:30 am (UTC)Logan,
That other letter was sarcastic. I was mocking. Just for the record.
Lilly
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:32 am (UTC)No, really? <---also sarcasm!
Logan
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:35 am (UTC)Well, I didn't want you to think that it was in earnest. How should I know how your attempts to get the I Saved My Ex-Girlfriend From a Japanese Death Demon Scout Badge are messing with your brain. And, in fact, relating to that, a question. Suppose he does contact me. I'm supposed to tell you and then...what? You'll come by and be my knight in shining armor that I don't need because, oh yeah, I can't die here?
Just curious,
Lilly
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Date: 2006-05-30 05:56 am (UTC)I'd really like to see the embroidery on that badge. It sounds kind of...involved.
You can't die on campus. You can, however, be knocked unconscious and dragged off campus, and then killed. Or someone could come up to you when you're halfway to Hogsmeade. Or half a million other things could happen. Things are weird here, and there are some good built in defenses, but it doesn't mean you're safe if someone scary decides to make you a target. Which, I repeat, has already happened with this guy.
I haven't exactly got a suit of armor, but I've got some friends, and I try to look out for them. I'm trying to include you on that list. Okay?
Logan
((Yes, I really was that bored. Quiet))
Date: 2006-05-30 06:08 am (UTC)Look, I totally drew a picture for you. You can put that on your jacket and wear it with pride, knowing that you did your good deed for the day.
Lilly
Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 06:11 am (UTC)Hee.
I don't know, though, I don't think that shade of yellow's really my color. You're the expert, what do you think?
Logan
Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 06:16 am (UTC)Hee? I'll have you know I put a lot of time and effort into that picture. It took me almost three minutes to draw it. Well, it took me about thirty seconds to actually draw it, but I had to find some markers, and that took over two minutes.
I think if you're going to drive that Jeep, then you really don't get to complain about shades of yellow.
Lilly
Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 06:29 am (UTC)Hee hee? I don't know, what do you want from me, woman? A stand in the Laguna Festival of Arts? How about I buy you a nice box of wizarding crayons? You draw with them, and then the drawings start talking to you.
...I totally made that up, but it might be true. Am I the only one who finds this whole talking-moving-photo and painting thing kind of trippy and disturbing? I mean, I know it hardly rates a mention around here, but still.
Do not bash my Xterra. I'll go all emo on you, pining for it. Do you have any idea how crazy it's making me, having to walk everywhere?
Logan
Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 06:38 am (UTC)That would be creepy. How would you know the drawing was actually talking to you? Instead of you just going crazy, I mean.
No, I definitely agree. It's a more than a little weird. I have to talk to a wall to get to the dorms here.
Oh, well, we certainly wouldn't want that, would we? Logan Echolls going emo about something--that almost never happens. God, can't you just, like, ride a broom? They have those, right?
Lilly
Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 07:09 am (UTC)Yeah, Gryffindor's got a portrait of a woman who is apparently officially named The Fat Lady. Not quite as weird as talking to a wall, maybe, but I bet the wall doesn't run around gossiping and then offer comments about your personal life every time you go through. By the way, we're both a couple of sillies and I need to learn how to speak respectfully to ladies and my elders. Oh, and she likes the way you do your hair.
Yeah. Almost never. Do you need another arrow to point to the joke, here? Oh, wait: "There was a joke? The total lack of funniness must've thrown me off." You just don't get my sense of humor. You don't understand me. Nobody does. Sob.
As for brooms...yes, they do have them.
I have kind of a thing about heights.I can't see how they wouldn't be uncomfortable, though. Can you? I mean, think about how you're sitting. Unless there's a built-in spell there...ouch.Logan
Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 07:13 am (UTC)"The Fat Lady"? That's kinda mean. Also, she sounds like a smart painting.
Uhm, I don't need an arrow pointing to the joke, but I think maybe you do. You see, you made a joke and then, wait for it, I made one too.
Aww. Poor Logan. I'm sure it's perfectly safe. Unless you fall off.Maybe you could put a little bicycle seat on it or something? Make it more comfortable for you.Re: Hee.
Date: 2006-05-30 03:29 pm (UTC)You'd think, right? And yeah. Smart. I'm sure she'd get along real well with Gia Goodman. She'd probably have to lose a few before Gia acknowledged her existence, though.
And then I made a joke about the fact that...oh, the hell with it.
Yeah, yeah.Seriously, I'm going to have to ask somebody about this. There's got to be some kind of spell, or where have all these generations of wizards sprung from?Logan