Curriculum Vitae for Ford Prefect

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Position Desired:
Professor of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts

Education:
- Grades N through Z completed in Betelgeuse Public Schools
- Three months at University of Algol (Go fighting Suntigers!)
- Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, present (Prefect, Ravenclaw House)

Relevant Job Experience:
- Researcher for The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
- 15 years studying the lives and habits of non-magical Earthlings
- Several years exploring prehistoric earth and observing basic civilization building

Other Qualifications:
- Experience in explaining unusual and often illogical behavior and situations
- Understands all known languages
- Extensive travel through both space and time
- Mixes a great cocktail

References:
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Ex-president of the galaxy

Arthur Dent
Expert Earthling

Trillian / Tricia McMillan
Reporter / Astrophysicist

Slartibartfast
Magrathean Planet Designer

Zarniwoop
Megadodo Publications (not available for contact)

Relevant Published Articles:
- Earth (planet), The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
- Elvis Presley (musician), The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Glaxy
- Steve (planet), The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy
(A complete list of Guide entries can be supplied if necessary).
- Thirty Surprising Uses for Ol' Janx Spirit, Celestial Homecare Magazine