Owls, baby!

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Dear Professor Butlertron,

I am Dimitri, new Ravenclaw and all around stylin' guy. That slick Sorting Hat told Dimitri to contact you, so here I am.

Dimitri is interested in giving color commentary at future Quidditch matches. I have plenty experience, bro, so don't worry no mind. The hat told me to lay some letter-writing on you, as you've got the flying job in this school.

You picking up on what I'm throwing down? Peace out!

Dimitri



Alright, bro. I got you those things you wanted. Hot off Dimitri's presses, baby; they're greasy sweet. The passports, they are good, but keep on the down low and outta sight around any coppers, bro. They're a bad bunch of bunnies.

Dimitri

*Included with the owl are two very official looking passports, with the names Dennis Garfield and Elysse Watterson.*

Comments

[islandrebel.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Just thought I'd let you know they ended up in the right hands. You do nice work.

Sawyer

[butlertron.livejournal.com]

Dear Dimitri

That is very good news. The Quidditch season was unfortunately postponed due to the love of my life a student requesting much of my time.

However he's left me the time for Quidditch is indeed upon us. I will let you know when the first match is coming up.

Professor Mr Butlertron.