(no subject)

[perpetual-smile.livejournal.com]

The following parchment appears posted in the Hufflepuff common room, with the following neatly written in flowing handwriting:

Are you upset by disparaging remarks made about our fine house of Hufflepuff, referring to it as "where we put all the lunatics"? Do you think your special and unique talents are going to waste? Do you think Hufflepuff should be more organized in its endeavors, and prove how useful its members can really be?

Then come to the first meeting of the
HUFFLEPUFF BENEVOLENT WELCOMING COMMITTEE!
Committed to improving both inter and intra-house friendliness and showing new arrivals the way we do things here in Hufflepuff!
All evil denizens malicious murderers people with certain special talents welcome!

Please bring your favorite weapon, and a small food item to share with your fellow Hufflepuffs. Meeting begins in dorm room #49 (Ichimaru Gin's) at 9pm.