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[Nny__] I mean a REAL conversation, on purpose.
* Wolfram mutters. "I wanted to carry him." He looks back at Ed, "Excellent, so you won't take anyone who comes your way? Would you like your medal delivered to you, or will you pick it up in a ceremony?"
* @Ed_Elric says smugly, "I thought you said sarcasm was the lowest form of humor."
[Ichimaru_] This isn't a real conversation? I'm wounded, Mr. C.
[Nny__] Oh, no. If you were WOUNDED, I'd have been having a lot more fun. They don't LIKE me getting violent here. Unless it's in the course of my job. I'm still getting used to that.
* Wolfram glowers. "Wit. I distinctely remember saying WIT."
* @Ed_Elric says, with an oh-so-rude smirk, "Grasping at straws there, are you?"
* Wolfram grabs his hilt. "Would you rather I grasp my sword!?"
* Nny__ snickers.
* @Ed_Elric snickers and replies, "Whoa there, what you do in your own free time..."
* Ichimaru_ smiles cheerfully at Nny. "Oh, yes. I expect that you and Mr. Teatime have quite a lot of fun at your job."
* Wolfram looks at Nny. "What's so funny? This is a very intense moment here." He looks at Ed. "Oh, I see. Do you think we could go three minutes without you thinking about someone's penis, boy?"
* Nny__ gives Ichimaru a suspicious glance. "Oh, we have a great DEAL of fun."
* Wolfram sighs. "Especially mine?"
* @Ed_Elric says, "Oh come -on-, even Nny thought that last comment of yours was incredibly sick. And also, I doubt you even have one."
* Ichimaru_ grins broadly.
* Nny__ holds up his hands. "Leave me out of your dick jokes."
[Ichimaru_] Is the ruler required again, do you think?
* Wolfram crosses his arms. "No matter how many times you reference it, I'm not showing it to you. Alright? Just... stop. It's like watching a penguin try to fly. It's a bit sad."
[Nny__] I'd rather use a baseball bat at this point. Or a taser.
* @Ed_Elric says, "Hey, I'm not the one making all the phallic references here... You started it."
[Wolfram] "By grabbing my sword?"
[Nny__] Wasn't this a scene in THE TAMING OF THE SHREW?
* @Ed_Elric says, "Nono, I recall you saying 'Would you rather I grasp my sword,' which is a whole different thing."
* Ichimaru_ is making an effort to not laugh at this point.
[Wolfram] "There's a reason my weapon isn't round, you know. Generally the sharper the weapon, the better. It's not my fault you assume everything long and thin has to do... well."
[@Ed_Elric] "Thin? I'd hate to be your girlfriend!"
* Primavera is bored. Men are so fascinated by their own genitalia.
* Primavera whispers to Nny, "It's not even entertaining anymore. The baby was funnier."
* Wolfram pulls his blade from its hilt, its edge glinting in the light. "I wouldn't describe this as thick, would you? And again, you're the one who connected my sword to... well. You're the one who thinks thin things are... hmmmm. I would say that I would hate to be your girlfriend, but I know that you'll never have one. So I'll just stick with how I'd hate to be you."
[@Ed_Elric] "Don't blame this on me, -you're- the one who started it. Well, actually, that was Nny, wasn't it? And it's not like you'll ever have a girlfriend; not unless she happens to like girls too."
* Nny__ turns to Primavera. "I know I don't think about sex when I'm holding a knife. Or killing someone, when... well. It'd be nasty if I confused the two, wouldn't it?"
* @Ed_Elric sticks out his tongue after that last bit
* Primavera shrugs. "Sex and death are practically synonymous where I come from ... but I wouldn't call any of -this- sexy."
[Wolfram] "No, I'll never have a girlfriend because I'm already engaged to be married."
* @Ed_Elric falters. "Yeah.. Exactly!"
* Nny__ shrugs back. "I prefer to keep them separate."
[Wolfram] "And telling me over and over how pretty I am... isn't how one should insult me."
* @Ed_Elric says, "When did I say you were -pretty-?"
* Ichimaru_ wonders if all this equating of swords with phallic imagery means that everyone who places bet on him and Byakuya should get their money already. After all, he already penetrated the other man once.
* Ichimaru_ says, with such deep thoughts in mind, "Bye-bye, Mr. C. And friend. Perhaps I'll see you later?"
* Primavera looks at Ichimaru. "I'll see you later, I think, certainly." And waves.
* Wolfram answers, "Girls aren't? Well, if the only women you've had contact with looked like you, I can see why you'd think such."
* @Ed_Elric waves absentmindedly.
* Ichimaru_ waves cheerily and wanders off to cause trouble elsewhere.
* Nny__ puts a hand over his face and shakes his head.
* @Ed_Elric says, "I don't where you're from, but not all women are pretty, you know."
* Tonks , hearing voices, wanders in to investigate.
* @Ed_Elric waves to Tonks while still glaring at Wolfram.
* Wolfram tilts his head. "Why do you think I look like a girl, then?"
* Primavera looks curiously at the newcomer. On the one hand, she looks like a human female, and those generally don't like Primavera.
* @Ed_Elric prepares for his masterstroke. "Because you look like a girl, but not a -pretty- one," he says triumphantly.
* Primavera thinks on the other hand, at least the newcomer isn't likely to obsess over phalloi, unlike present company.
* Wolfram shrugs. "I see. I've spent my entire life with people telling me I'm pretty. I'm not going to have a crisis of... face... just because an ugly weakling lies and says otherwise."
* @Ed_Elric says casually, "Pssh, what makes you think I'm a weakling?"
* Primavera says to Ed, "You have to admit, Wolfram is very pretty."
* @Ed_Elric mutters back, "Yeah, but I'm just trying to be insulting. I'm not blind or anything. Not my type, though."
* Wolfram remarks, "Nothing yet has shown me otherwise." Doesn't look flattered at all by Primavera's remark.
* Primavera shrugs. "You have to think of insults that'll actually sting. He obviously -knows- he's pretty."
* @Ed_Elric says, "So you just think everyone is a weakling then? You shouldn't underestimate people; that's dangerous."
* @Ed_Elric whispers to Primavera, "Yeah, but all I've got to work with are his looks."
* Nny__ is increasingly disgusted with this obsession over PRETTINESS.
* Wolfram says, "Well, mostly you, actually."
* @Ed_Elric says, "That's still stupid. I can still wipe the floor with you, especially with you underestimating me like that."
* Tonks feels she has walked into a very strange conversation, or possibly argument, she can't quite tell.
* Primavera raises an eyebrow. She wonders if Wolfram will take Ed up on that challenge.
* Wolfram shakes his head. "I've had sixty years of experience, boy. A decade of combat. I would be less confident if I were you. And I'd also take a bath, but that's a change of topic."
* @Ed_Elric bristles. "I bathed last night! You're probably just smelling whatever that baby left behind!"
* Wolfram "Oh, it's Wednesday already?"
* Primavera gets confused.
* @Ed_Elric says, "I bathe everday, I'll have you know! Maybe you should bathe more yourself!"
* Nny__ tries to remember if these two were in the betting book together.
* Wolfram ponders. "Maybe... I did just get that rose shampoo."
* @Ed_Elric looks confused.
* Wolfram wonders if Yuuri likes roses. Oh well, back on track. "What... were we arguing about baths?"
[Primavera] Are you saying you're going to wash each other's hair?
* @Ed_Elric jumps back. "Whaa? Quit fantasizing about us!"
[Wolfram] You kidding? I'd probably get tangled in that clump.
* Primavera looks disgusted. "Me? Fantasize about you? I prefer my men taller, thanks.
[Wolfram] She probably prefers her men to be MEN, too.
* @Ed_Elric just got his hot button pushed. "Just you watch, I'll be super tall!"
[Primavera] That too.
* @Ed_Elric turns to Wolfram, "Well, then -you're- right out, huh?"
* Primavera looks skeptical.
* @Ed_Elric says, "It's the automail, it slows my growth, okay?!"
* Wolfram looks back. "You're nineteen, are you not? If it hasn't happened now, human..."
* @Ed_Elric says, angrily, "It can still happen!"
* Wolfram nods. "And pixies can dance on the river of a rainbow. But it's not likely."
* Primavera giggles.
* @Ed_Elric says, "Hey, I wasn't asking about your last date, weirdo."
* Wolfram looks thoughtful. "Dancing on a rainbow river actually doesn't seem that bad a date. Well, unfortunately for you, I don't date. What did I say about asking me about such things? If you're curious, just ask. I'll say no, of course, but it's more dignified than disguising it as an insult."
* @Ed_Elric says, "Don't assume I'm interested in anything about you."
* Primavera whispers to Nny, "Either they're going to have to take this outside, or they're going to have to take this upstairs. Which do you think it'll be?"
* Wolfram narrows his eyes. "Then why are we still talking? Hmph!" He folds his arms and looks away.
* @Ed_Elric huffily crosses him arms over his chest and turns away as well.
* Nny__ whispers back, "I don't think they'd make it upstairs."
* Wolfram stares at the wall. Pretty wall. Oh, it was shiny. He could see his reflection!
* Primavera giggles. She whispers back, "I hope they at least make it out of the hallway. With their sword fetish, the suits of armor might want to get involved."
* @Ed_Elric pulls out a pocket guide to alchemy and idly flips through it, trying to avoid Wolfram as much as possible.
* Wolfram cocks an eyebrow and looks at Primavera. He then puts his sword back inside his hilt.
* Nny__ snickers.
* @Ed_Elric is still ignoring Wolfram
* Wolfram will totally win this thing, damn it!
* @Ed_Elric is ignoring Wolfram -so hard-
* Primavera whispers to Nny "It's a reverse staring contest."
* Wolfram looks at Nny. What did he find so funny? Looking at other people wasn't cheating.
* @Ed_Elric wonders what the other two are giggling about
* Primavera looks at Wolfram looking at Nny and starts laughing outright.
* @Ed_Elric turns to look at Primavera. "What's so damn funny?"
* Nny__ mutters back, "This is worse than train wreck syndrome."
* Primavera laughs at Ed. "You."
* @Ed_Elric turns red. "I'm not doing anything!"
* Wolfram glares at Ed. "Don't swear at women unless they deserve it!" He realizes what he just did. "Damn it!"
* Primavera frowns. "That shouldn't count."
* @Ed_Elric cackles triumphantly. "Hah! I win!" Though at what, he wasn't sure.
* Wolfram shook his head. "That doesn't count, you provoked me! Hmph!" He crosses his arms and looks away again.
* @Ed_Elric says, "I wasn't even talking to you then!" He then went back to ignoring Wolfram.
[Primavera] Round two!