Cooper and "Joe" the bat head home to Mr. Butlertron. (semi-closed: Hufflepuffs may intercept them)

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

Agent Cooper's new friend, the little bat Joe, seemed to be feeling tired. And he had expressed interest in meeting Mr. Butlertron! Everyone should meet Mr. Butlertron sooner or later, and the sooner the better, so they could benefit from the robot professor's awesome wisdom and killer oaty cookies.

Time to head home. Satisfied that his pirate rum traps had attracted many werewolves, Cooper carried his bat friend back to the Hufflepuff dorms, in search of his boyfriend roommate idol Mr. Butlertron.

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[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

The promise of going somewhere much less crowded put Joachim at ease, and he stopped anxiously chewing on Cooper's shirt collar. "Is Mr. Butlertron as fond of you as you are of him?"

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

"I think he considers me a good friend. He did ask me to move in with him when I was living in the hospital wing, and he makes pancakes for me. Also, he told me once that he loves me, but he's never said anything about it since then. The important thing is that we're on the same page where the werewolves are concerned." Cooper patted the little bat on the head. "I'm going to have to get you a chewtoy at some point."

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

"Do you do anything nice in return? I'll bet he'd like a gift. Everyone likes presents. I could help you!" Joachim was beginning to wonder if the school turned everyone gay. Maybe a certain someone would be more open to his own advances, if so... "A head-shaped chewtoy? Oh, that would be nice."

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

"What would you help me with? I don't think bats and robots like the same things, do they?"

(( Hogwarts turns everyone gay! Except I don't know if a platonic relationship between a man and a robot counts exactly ... ))

[butlertron.livejournal.com]

Mr Butlertron is just wheeling into the Hufflepuff common room as Dale and the bat enter.

"Wesley! Hello! How did your mission go?"

[damnfinecupof.livejournal.com]

"Hi, Mr. B! It went so-so. Some werewolves showed up, but none of them converted to the side of good. This is my little bat friend Joe. He wanted to meet you."

[butlertron.livejournal.com]

Mr B turns to the bat. "Hello Wesley. It is very nice to meet you."

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

((Sorry for going MIA without warning! Unexpected RL drama has sucked out my soul, more or less.))


The bat peered at the robot from his perch on Cooper's shoulder. "Well hello, Mr. Butlertron. I've heard so much about you... Good things, to be sure." He didn't know what a Wesley was, but Joe wasn't his name either, so he decided that it didn't really matter how he was addressed. "Hmm? You may call me Wesley if you wish."