http://jump4justice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jump4justice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hh_mirror2006-04-04 07:50 pm
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Application for Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun of Slayers fame

Okay, I'm finally here! And I only tripped over my cape twice climbing the stairs!

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Cheese? Hm, well, I like all kinds, but I never really stopped to think about my favorite.

I guess I kind of like those little pieces of sharp cheddar because they go so well with crackers, but I'd need to eat at least fifty or so of those before I even felt a little full. All my adventures give me a huge appetite. It's kind of embarassing...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

...kill!? Oh my gosh! Shame on you all! I mean, sure, Carrottop is a little scary looking, but you can't judge by appearances alone! I won't forgive anyone who'd do such a thing, in the name of Justice!

Then again, if the forces of evil brainwashed both of them and they attacked me, I guess I'd have to take out Barney first because he's bigger and an easier target--oh! But I don't wanna think about that, though!

3. What time is it where you are?

Ummm, it's just about lunchtime. Or at least, I think so. My stomach's growling. I'm pretty sure I had a watch once, but it broke because I was using my fists to smite evildoers. A small sacrifice to make in the name of peace, right?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Gee, you guys have some reeeally questionable ethics...

Still, I guess I'd have to say I like Remus Lupin the best. Even though he turns into a horrible monster, he still fights on the side of goodness! It's kind of touching. *wipes away a tear* He deserves a pat on the back for being such a good person, but then again, if it's sexual harassment, does that mean I'd have to pat him on the backside? *blushes* Never mind, I'll answer the next one!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well, I guess I'm pretty handy to have around in case someone gets hurt or posessed or something, since I know enough White Magic, but I can also go on the offensive with Shamanism if some fiends are attacking the castle. And you should never underestimate my fists--the fists that pummel things flat in the name of love!

There's also my unlimited royal tab. I got my privileges revoked after Miss Lina used it to eat out at fifteen different restaurants in one morning. But I should be getting it back in a few months...

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

A bribe...uh-oh.

Well, okay, but only this once...it's for a good cause, I think.

I, Amelia of Seyruun, hereby decree that any parties wishing to be bribed--in the name of justice--can help themselves to our famous soft-serve ice cream at no charge.

....ooooh, this is such dirty justice! I can't stand it! And besides, someone might be lactose intolerant. Gosh, that'd just be awful.

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try to pick out a couple of decent things to bring over, then. Most of it is either in the Great Hall for the Iron Chef competition, or in my room, where, well, Irulan is sleeping.

You really don't want to wake up Irulan. Trust me on this one.

YES. And also a puppet sandworm that can eat the puppets.

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going near Irulan. I value my skin. And my blood. And all my bodily fluids.

It can't -really- eat the puppets. Wouldn't you rather burn them ?

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't want yours.

It would be cathartic to enact it eating them. Haven't you ever heard of play therapy?

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, I'm going to be making a puppet sand worm. You owe me, Mouse. You owe me big. This place better have an arts and crafts room hidden somewhere.

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd better stop incurring debts to you or you're going to run out of space to park all your ornithopters.

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
The orinthopter sounded cool. I won't necessarily want materialthings. You're not my sugar daddy, Paul.

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I need someone to pour my sugar on.

If you're not looking for material rewards, name your price. I need that puppet sandworm and I need it soon.

Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Pour your sugar on ?

Think about that Paul. Just think about that for a moment. Seriously.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
I did think about it. And then I said it anyway.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Really ? That's interesting. Bored ? In need of distraction ? Just simply got too much sugar ?

Is sugar build up unhealthy ? Can too much sugar drive your insane ?

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
All of the above, my friend. All of the above.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
And I just invited you up to my rooms for drinks. Wow. I'm a shitty detective sometimes.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
We could skip the drinks.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
A really shitty detective.

But some drinks. Otherwise won't it just seem weird ?

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
We're at Hogwarts. What doesn't seem weird?

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Point.

Is this part of your celebration of freedom ? Puppet murder followed by distractions ?

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Got it in one. See, you're not such a shitty detective after all.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Has anyone told you you're seriously intense when you're happy ?

Bring chocolate. It works better than alcohol.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] arrakis-savior.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't really any time I'm not intense. It comes with the whole heir-of-a-doomed-renegade-house thing. Has its upside, though.

Chocolate (http://www.valrhona.com/fr/gpublic/chacchoc/gout/porcelana/porcelana.php3?vlang=A). Will do.

Re: Screened for: Mouse & Die Fledermaus

[identity profile] tomorrow-knight.livejournal.com 2006-04-06 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Your bribe is accepted.

Bring art supplies.