Application for Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun of Slayers fame

[jump4justice.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm finally here! And I only tripped over my cape twice climbing the stairs!

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Cheese? Hm, well, I like all kinds, but I never really stopped to think about my favorite.

I guess I kind of like those little pieces of sharp cheddar because they go so well with crackers, but I'd need to eat at least fifty or so of those before I even felt a little full. All my adventures give me a huge appetite. It's kind of embarassing...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

...kill!? Oh my gosh! Shame on you all! I mean, sure, Carrottop is a little scary looking, but you can't judge by appearances alone! I won't forgive anyone who'd do such a thing, in the name of Justice!

Then again, if the forces of evil brainwashed both of them and they attacked me, I guess I'd have to take out Barney first because he's bigger and an easier target--oh! But I don't wanna think about that, though!

3. What time is it where you are?

Ummm, it's just about lunchtime. Or at least, I think so. My stomach's growling. I'm pretty sure I had a watch once, but it broke because I was using my fists to smite evildoers. A small sacrifice to make in the name of peace, right?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Gee, you guys have some reeeally questionable ethics...

Still, I guess I'd have to say I like Remus Lupin the best. Even though he turns into a horrible monster, he still fights on the side of goodness! It's kind of touching. *wipes away a tear* He deserves a pat on the back for being such a good person, but then again, if it's sexual harassment, does that mean I'd have to pat him on the backside? *blushes* Never mind, I'll answer the next one!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Well, I guess I'm pretty handy to have around in case someone gets hurt or posessed or something, since I know enough White Magic, but I can also go on the offensive with Shamanism if some fiends are attacking the castle. And you should never underestimate my fists--the fists that pummel things flat in the name of love!

There's also my unlimited royal tab. I got my privileges revoked after Miss Lina used it to eat out at fifteen different restaurants in one morning. But I should be getting it back in a few months...

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

A bribe...uh-oh.

Well, okay, but only this once...it's for a good cause, I think.

I, Amelia of Seyruun, hereby decree that any parties wishing to be bribed--in the name of justice--can help themselves to our famous soft-serve ice cream at no charge.

....ooooh, this is such dirty justice! I can't stand it! And besides, someone might be lactose intolerant. Gosh, that'd just be awful.

Comments

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

Hm...

The justice hang-up seems rather Gryffindor of you.

[luciferincarnat.livejournal.com]

... I can't think of a better candidate to go to Qanonreip!

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Your answer to question 4 is the best one I've seen yet. *is extremely flattered*

I'll happily accept your bribe of soft-serve ice cream (I hope you have chocolate flavor), and vote you into Gryffindor with the other superheroes.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

...pummeling things flat in the name of love? *giggles mischievously*

...I think you're a Gryffindor.

[mightymorfin.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuff is the most fun! Do you want to be in Hufflepuff? We can count backward with Mr. Borg.

[arrakis-savior.livejournal.com]

I think you'd make an interesting Slytherin. Also, I really like ice cream.

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

I see you're pushing for Hufflepuff, but you sound brave enough for Gryffindor, plus you have a cape.

Gryffindor

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[ Eeeee!! I love you! I don't know who you are, but that's an adorable Amelia. >D Of course...she should annoy the heck out of my character. >D ]]

I would prefer squibbing you to keep you out of my way, but as long as you're not in my House, I suppose we can settle for Gryffindor. You'll fit in best there.

And the bribe? Stay far away from me at all times. I'll consider that good enough.

OOC Mod Note.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

((Please tag your application. Thanks.))

[vividtonks.livejournal.com]

I think Gryffindor would be the best house for you.

Don't feel uncomfortable about the bribe. It's really just a poor choice of word - think of it more like a gift for new friends.

[archangel-raphy.livejournal.com]

Pushing for Hufflepuff, huh?

Well, why not. Hufflepuff it is.

Hufflepuff

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Hey. If you want Hufflepuff, you can go to Hufflepuff.

[spiritoferos.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor. Very much so.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Wow, an actual preference? Awesome. Hufflepuff.

[dib-worm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Your Amelia ROCKS. Great app! XDD))

*blinks* You... WANT to go to Hufflepuff? Are you SURE you want to? Is that your final answer? There's an awful lot of... well, uhm, lemme put it like this, I've heard that the former head of Hufflepuff here ate children.

[magic-of-one.livejournal.com]

I think you would get along really well with one of my friends who is in Gryffindor and I think you'd gel well with the rest of the people in general. So unless you really want to be in Hufflepuff, I'm going to vote Gryffindor.

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

I can't eat ice cream. Unless I'm in another form, anyway. Do you have anything else to offer?

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Well, well. You're quite pretty, but also very brave. And yet, despite your bravery you wish to be in Hufflepuff?

[mutant-molly.livejournal.com]

*big grin* Fists of justice and free ice cream? Oh man. I like you already! Gryffindor, definitely!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You even have the cape for it and I'm sure you'll find many friends in your new House who also wish to bring Justice to everyone!

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!