Hi everyone, here's my application

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Pantalaimon thought I should apply to this school, and he's usually right about things, so I thought I'd go ahead. (Pantalaimon's my daemon, by the way. Do they have daemons in this world?)


1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Ooh, I like cheddar. It's nice.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Barney's big, isn't he? He's too big for me to just fight on my own. I'd ask Iorek Byrnison if he'd help fight Barney (Iorek's an armored bear, and he's very big and strong), but he might say no. Then I reckon I'd just have to trick Barney into running off a cliff or something.

3. What time is it where you are?

Dunno, I don't have a watch with me. But the church bells are ringing the third quarter hour.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I fancy that Charlie Weasley. He seems really brave and strong, like my friend Will. (I miss Will so much. :( )

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Does Harry WANT to marry Fred and George, or is someone making him do it? It's not nice to make people do things they don't want to do. If Harry doesn't want to marry them, then he shouldn't have to. And if anyone tries to make him, he should run away and find his own true love to marry instead.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I'm really good at telling lies if I need to and talking people into doing things, so I can do that if you want. And I'm not afraid of anything! I'm also learning how to read my aletheiometer. I used to be able to read it with no problem but then I couldn't anymore, but I'm getting better at it again. So if you need to know anything - anything at all! - you can just ask me.

Comments

[trevor-goodchld.livejournal.com]

Hufflepuff. You have all the makings of an excellent follower.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

That's not a very nice thing to say.

[trevor-goodchld.livejournal.com]

Why not? You seem loyal, competent, and willing to get done what needs to be done by any means necessary, three qualities which make for an excellent member of any organization. I fail to see what's so insulting about that.

[(Anonymous)]

*sniffs* I'm not anybody's servant.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

That was me. Stupid anbaric engine.

One Reason!

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

Just give me ONE REASON why I shouldn't KILL YOU NOW & devour your INTESTINES?!?!!

Re: One Reason!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

...um. Hat? Should I be showing initiative here?

Re: One Reason!

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


MEAT!!! MEAT!!! MEAT!!!

Re: One Reason!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Go somewhere nobody else is. And stay there. Or you'll be the Dissection Club's first big project.

I honestly don't care either way.

Re: One Reason!

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

*walks away, chanting*

Meat, Meat, Meat....

Re: One Reason!

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Some initiative, of course, if he tries to kill you.

But not to much. We've got him hunting finally, and I don't think we want any more lentils.

Re: One Reason!

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Go away, you stinky man. You couldn't kill me if you tried!

Re: One Reason!

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

OH....would you like a cup of herbal tea, then?

Re: One Reason!

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

No! Go away!

Re: One Reason!

[neil-pye.livejournal.com]

Well, there's no need to get uncool and heavy.

Oh, and by the way...

SQUIB.

[pompous-simon.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... you seem to know how to use your resources fairly well, as well as a network of dependents. Gryffindor or Slytherin, I think. Probably Slytherin.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be in Slytherin with that nasty Metatron.

[pompous-simon.livejournal.com]

Well... alright. I can sympathize somewhat.

Gryffindor.

[csi-sara.livejournal.com]

You're kind of emo with the missing Will thing. But the part about the lies is kind of cunning and so is talking people into things. Then again, I think some of the Gryffindors might tell lies if they had to.

Gryffindor. I think.

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Your talent for duplicity certainly makes me think Slytherin, but I am aware of your issues with Metatron. And you are certainly brave (and emo) enough for Gryffindor, so Gryffindor it is.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Ooh, are you the professor who's a werewolf? What's that like? I think it would be brilliant to turn into a wolf.

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Since I am indeed a werewolf and not an Animagus, the transformation is neither voluntary nor pleasant. In other words, you're not missing anything.

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

awww cute little fuzzy thing!

Ahem. Gryffindor, it seems pretty straight forward for once.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

He is cute and fuzzy, isn't he? I'd let you scratch his ears or something but of course you can't touch another person's daemon.

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

*hand freezes as extending towards the fuzzy*

Oh of course not. *retracts hand*

D'you want to meet my kitten?

[pompous-simon.livejournal.com]

You have a kitten?


...



I love kitties.

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

Death game her to me, see? *pulls white kitten out of pocket, it blinks at Simon*

I named her Whitefall :)

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Yes, please! Will's daemon is a cat, so I love cats.

[kayewinnet.livejournal.com]

There's HEAPS of kittens in Hufflepuff, because Death brought them for bribes. This one's Whitefall.

*pulls kitten out of pocket*

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

Slytherin. You sound rather cunning, and I suspect you may be even more so than you're application shows.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

I told you people, I'm not going into the same house as Metatron! He wants to kill me!

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

Hmm... a Slytherin wants you dead? In that case it sounds like you belong in Gryffindor.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Is there a reason the Metatron wants to kill you? He seems like a fairly reasonable sort. And he hasn't killed anyone else here, yet.

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

See, I was the key to overthrowing the Authority, who is Metatron's master. And Metatron seems like the sort of person who holds grudges.

'S funny though, I thought Metatron looked like a being of light, but Metatron here looks like that Professor Snape. Maybe it's a different angel with the same name.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...Gryffindor, I think. Though you sound Puffy as well.

[goddess-bell.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're cute! I like you, although you seem a bit deceptive. Your daimon is cute too. He must be like angels are to goddesses. I'm glad to meet you!
Yggdrasil told me some of your story, and you are so brave that I think you have to go in Gryffindor.

A Pleasure

[the-10th-doctor.livejournal.com]

Hi there.

I'm The Doctor. It's a pleasure to meet you.

It already seems that you are destined to join house Griffindor, but just to put my mind at ease before I cast my vote tell me this:

What would you do with a great big threatening button that should never ever be pressed?

Re: A Pleasure

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Hi, Doctor! I'd press the button, of course. Whoever said it shouldn't be pressed might be lying, and you need to make sure.

Re: A Pleasure

[the-10th-doctor.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor - or Slytherin, I'd say.

Which house would you prefer? I wouldn't want to make you unhappy.

Re: A Pleasure

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I've already been sorted into Gryffindor, but I thought I'd answer the question anyway. Thanks for asking, though.

Is it true that you have a time machine? Can you go anywhere in it?

Re: A Pleasure

[the-10th-doctor.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes. It's called the TARDIS. It travels anywhere in space and time.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Overthrowing Authority, hmmmmm! That's a rather brave quest for you! Well, well, I do think Gryffindor is where you belong.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Gryffindor!

[silver-lyra.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Mr. Hat. If you need me to look up anything with my alethiometer, just let me know. It might help with sorting and such!