Open Letter of Formal Apology
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hh_mirrorAttention Classmates:
I, Ron Weasley, wish to formally apologize to any student, Hufflepuff or otherwise, who might have been offended by my remark in Terry's sorting. The sortee described how he insulted the wonderful Hufflepuff house by calling them 'Bubble-Heads'. I stated in response, in full disapproval, "Why would you go after the Hufflepuffs? Insulting a Hufflepuff is like kicking a legless bunny." Many Hufflepuffs took insult with this comment, believing that what I meant was that they were weak like a handicapped rabbit.
THIS IS NOT TRUE.
I meant to say that Hufflepuffs are as lovable as legless bunnies. Case in point:
Look at the bunny. Don't you just want to hug it? And pet it? Don't you just love it?
So do I. And that was what I meant with my comment, that Hufflepuffs are lovable and a man would be nuts to insult a Hufflepuff, much as he would be nuts to kick a legless bunny. Furthermore, I certainly do not hold the view that Hufflepuffs are weak, evidenced by the fact that I'm bloody terrified right now.
I apologize if you were insulted, and I especially apologize to the girl in the box. I meant no offense. Go Hufflepuffs!
Really sincerely,
(The Real) Ron Weasley
I, Ron Weasley, wish to formally apologize to any student, Hufflepuff or otherwise, who might have been offended by my remark in Terry's sorting. The sortee described how he insulted the wonderful Hufflepuff house by calling them 'Bubble-Heads'. I stated in response, in full disapproval, "Why would you go after the Hufflepuffs? Insulting a Hufflepuff is like kicking a legless bunny." Many Hufflepuffs took insult with this comment, believing that what I meant was that they were weak like a handicapped rabbit.
THIS IS NOT TRUE.
I meant to say that Hufflepuffs are as lovable as legless bunnies. Case in point:
Look at the bunny. Don't you just want to hug it? And pet it? Don't you just love it?
So do I. And that was what I meant with my comment, that Hufflepuffs are lovable and a man would be nuts to insult a Hufflepuff, much as he would be nuts to kick a legless bunny. Furthermore, I certainly do not hold the view that Hufflepuffs are weak, evidenced by the fact that I'm bloody terrified right now.
I apologize if you were insulted, and I especially apologize to the girl in the box. I meant no offense. Go Hufflepuffs!
Really sincerely,
(The Real) Ron Weasley
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:41 am (UTC)Good lad. Wouldn't want to have to blow up the Sorting Room. *goes on his way*
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:46 am (UTC)Some Hufflepuffs are useless wankers who could die tomorrow and not have a single soul would give two shits.
This is true of pretty much every House. Except for the Sue Houses, in which case EVERY memeber is a useless wanker.
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:51 am (UTC)...Except for the Sue Houses, in which case EVERY memeber is a useless wanker.
*Wails* Waaaaagh! Why must I always be stabbed with arrows of prejudice? I am so alooone!
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:52 am (UTC)somewhat very totallysemi-competant! Why, I turned a few members of Gryffindor into goats, the other week!no subject
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:59 am (UTC)Cunt.no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 05:00 am (UTC)... The unfornate thing was I had to look that up, in a dictionary...WHAT WAS THAT?!no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 05:10 am (UTC)...Tell me, what other word don't you know?If you have to ask, you'll never know. :/no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 05:11 am (UTC)Mph... Argh... GRAH!AUGH! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE! (Widly gestures with staff)
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Date: 2006-03-27 05:13 am (UTC)Do you know what a "dildo" is? Just curious.*snickers*
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Date: 2006-03-27 06:37 am (UTC)Other than that it's basic detective work. Obessively pouring over the details of groups of victims for a common thread helps for finding lead. Going through public records, trashcans, hacking into private records, the basic sort of stuff.
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Date: 2006-03-27 07:16 am (UTC)I meant getting the cases open, though, not figuring out the pattern to it.
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Date: 2006-03-27 07:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 07:27 am (UTC)*screened*
Date: 2006-03-27 07:56 am (UTC)Re: *screened*
Date: 2006-03-27 10:50 am (UTC)2) There are no warning signs of impeding popcornness.
3) It has happened when people are in the room, and is completely soundless.
4) Magic bounces off the cases.
5) The glass is flame-retardent.
6) Tunnelling under them also does not work.
7) There is no door or any sign of the cases having been made. They are perfectly smooth, as if they were grown.
Re: *screened*
Date: 2006-03-29 05:19 am (UTC)I'll look at the cases myself and see what I can think up.
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Date: 2006-03-29 05:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 04:54 am (UTC)*who would
Sorry.
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Date: 2006-03-27 04:56 am (UTC)Nonetheless, apology accepted.
((Harvey's not is visible only to certain people, including Ron. To most people, it shows up as a blank slip of paper.))
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Date: 2006-03-27 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-27 03:13 pm (UTC)*becomes very confused*
*also very scared*
*wibbles*
*runs back to the safety of his room, and Mister Bignose the aardvark*
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Date: 2006-03-27 07:19 pm (UTC)"Mr Weasley is young and perhaps not terribly bright. It seems he said something about Hufflepuffs that made the Hufflepuff students very angry, and he needed to claim he meant something else by it, so they would not be angry anymore. No one plans to dismember -- ah, remove the legs -- from any bunnies, here or elsewhere. The rabbit in the picture has all its limbs; they are simply hard to see because the person in the picture is snuggling the rabbit, because the person loves the rabbit very much, just as River and Mister Bignose love you. And now you see there is no danger, I hope; and if there were, it would not be from the likes of Mr Weasley, whom I understand has a foulmouthed puppet attached to his hand, and has bigger problems to worry about than what to do with rabbits."
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