Kidnapped by cultists!

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

The following invite is sent out via the postal service to all the following people:

Bertie, Chii, Cthulhu, Edgar, Fillerbunny, Maturin, Mokuba, Oz, River, Sara, Shizuka, Tim, Victor, Seto, Sluggy, Nny, Teatime, Luna, Kira, Severus, Voldemort, Crowley, Aziraphale, Alucard, Adam.

However, since it's via postal service as opposed to snail mail, there's no guarantee that they'll actually reach their recipents at Hogwarts...



((OOC explanation is that with Nightwing-mun away for a week and me in the middle of midterms, we needed to get Ryuuji and Nightwing out of the RP for a little. So, they were kidnapped. By cultists. Crazed slash fangirl cultists, to be precise, who have this plan to marry Ryuuji and Nightwing off, then perform a ritual sacrifice to the God of Gay so that everyone in the world will turn homosexual. Even the bisexuals. And if you're wondering why they're making Nightwing the 'uke', it's because Ryuuji's got the more dominant personality. And he's taller. Feel free to have your char receive the invitation and be confused, if you like. Ryuuji can't answer owls at the moment since he's being held captive, but messages asking 'WTF?!' are welcome. As are congratulations on his French/choice of marriage partners.))

Comments

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"Okay. As long as we can stay close by and see you lots." It wasn't actually possible for Fillerbunny to conceive of guilting anyone, and that certainly wasn't what he was trying to do. He was, however, aware that he had not seen River quite as often as he might have liked, and he wanted to make sure that she'd be close by. He didn't fear for his safety quite so much since Voldemort had been turned into a popcorn kernel, but he still was unwilling to let his guard down entirely.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River picked up on Fillerbunny's thoughts. "Of course I'll be around--- have to look out for you. Though I haven't been doing a very good job lately," she added, her initial guilt at having neglected her friend coming back. "Sorry about that. I got... kind of caught up with... Stephen." She blushed. "I'll have to come by more often."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"I would like that very much," he said, a little plaintively. But he perked up almost instantly. "I think Mister Bignose would like it too. He is very friendly and he likes people."

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

"I know. He was awfully nice the first night I came to Stephen's room. Not much of a conversationalist, but I didn't expect him to be."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"It's nice having friends," Fillerbunny said contentedly. Friends who wouldn't be taken away from you. Who wouldn't -- No, not going to think about that. He snuggled up against River with a happy little sigh.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

"Not going anywhere except back to bed with Stephen but that doesn't count," River assured him. "Want to sneak down to the kitchen? I bet we could find some carrots for you."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"Ooh! Carrots! Let's go!"

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

"Want to sit on my shoulder? So you can see everything?" River asked as she started for the kitchens.

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"Hurray!" River's shoulder was one of Fillerbunny's favorite perches. He really had missed her quite a bit, and this in particular.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River beamed at Fillerbunny's reaction. "Missed having you here." The route to any place in Hogwarts being subject to change without notice, she was occupied for some moments with finding her way.

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Fillerbunny relaxed on his perch on River's shoulder, feeling infinitely pleased with the world, with his friend's happiness, and the fact that there would soon be carrots.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River finally found the door to the kitchen and let them in. "Here we are--- I think the elves will just give us food if we ask them...."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Fillerbunny waved to a passing elf. "Hello! Are there carrots?"

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

There were carrots. There were also dumplings, and tea, and fresh water for Fillerbunny, and a table at which to eat them. River settled down with the full tray the elves brought. "Do you want to sit on the table?" she asked, setting the plate of carrots in front of the seat next to hers.

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"Sure!" Fillerbunny climbed carefully down her arm and sat down next to the plate. He nibbled a carrot and looked up at River with wide, happy eyes. "This is the best ever," he said. He had almost forgotten what carrots tasted like, once. He didn't ever want to forget again.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

"Yes." River nibbled on a dumpling. "Won't let you forget." She grinned at him and petted his little head. "We'll have to make snack raids more often."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Mouth full, Fillerbunny merely nodded. He pushed aside a couple of carrots to bring back to Mister Bignose.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

"Maybe we should get him a few other things, too." What did aardvarks eat? Stephen would know.

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

"He likes ants. But I do not think the house elves have ants handy," Fillerbunny said, a little sadly. "And he ate all the ants that came when the honey spilled."

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River giggled despite herself. "We'll have to ask Stephen what else aardvarks eat. So we can bring something back for Mr. Bignose next time."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Fillerbunny nodded. "Doctor Stephen seems like a smart person. I guess that's why you like him."

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River grinned: Fillerbunny had brought up what was fast becoming her favorite subject. "He's... amazing. More than he lets himself be, I think, in some ways." She wasn't sure how much Fillerbunny would want to hear about the darker aspects of what she and Stephen had in common, however. "So many reasons to like him. We're... more alike than we know, sometimes, he and I."

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Fillerbunny's understanding of friendships and relationships was very simple. If someone treated you nicely, and you had some things in common, then it was natural that you should like each other. As for marriage, it was something that people did when they really liked each other, and as for sex ... well, he had no concept of that at all.

He probably would have found it horrifying, in fact.

So while the subtleties of what River said went rather far above his little rabbity head, River's happiness was certainly not even slightly in doubt, and he was very happy for her in turn. "Oh, that is very good. I hope I get to know him better. I guess I will, since you're getting married and all."

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

River giggled a little at Fillerbunny's thoughts--- "really liked" was one way of putting it; the idea of a human knowing more about sex than a rabbit amused her vastly. "I hope so, too." She ruffled Fillerbunny's ears, and decided that the rabbit didn't need to know any more about Stephen's... scientific... habits than he did.

[experimentbunny.livejournal.com]

Fillerbunny finished off his carrot. "Doctor Stephen's friend brought other animals too. But none of them are as nice as Mister Bignose."