::Owl to Damien and RP for Teatime and Nny, the former warded and the latter only for them::

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

Mister Damien Thorn,

We would be most pleased to have you in detention this Tuesday at 8 PM. If you have any problem with the time, please inform us before the given day so that we aren't frustrated.

Sincerely,

Mister Teatime, Johnny C.

~

Having finished with the letter and sent it off with a rather peevish barn owl, Teatime sat down on the table (it's quite sturdy, isn't it?) and grinned.

"This is exciting. We haven't gotten this sort of business before, have we?" he said brightly. "I must say I'm quite looking forwards to it."

Comments

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Our first detention. We'll have to make it memorable, won't we?"

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Of course we will. Do you have any ideas?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Hmm." Nny leaned against the table's edge, considering. "This is that antichrist guy, right? Maybe we should see if holy water does anything."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Holy water," Teatime said, swinging his legs back and forth. "Where will we get something like that?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"I think we'd have to make a little off-grounds excursion to a church. A muggle church, to be specific." He smirked. "We could make a coffee run while we're at it."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Coffee," he repeated happily, eyes shining. "I think we should do that. Before Tuesday, then...so when?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Monday during the day? We should probably save coffee for last, it could get messy."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"So church, then coffee. Will we have coffee in the church, then?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"You know, I hadn't thought of that? I suppose it depends on how crowded it is and how obnoxious they are; something like a Starbucks is guaranteed to be packed with pretentious assholes."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Why hadn't you thought of it? It would save time and transport, wouldn't it?"

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"It would, yeah. But it's much more satisfying to kill someone who's actively annoying me. More cathartic."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I agree. It can accomplish quite a lot in the way of motivation, too."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Oh, like we need much of that." He snickered. "Unless you mean it motivates someone else?"

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Usually someone else. I've already got mine."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"It's amazing how effectively decapitation can motivate someone to shut the fuck up, isn't it?"

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes, of course. A well-timed sudden death also often works wonders."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"...more sudden than decapitation?"

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Well, they often have the warning when you pick up the weapon for that, don't they? A quick stab with a concealed knife from up close is very sudden."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"But then you miss out on the look on their face! That's one of the best parts."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"Oh, but I see the looks on everyone else's faces, don't I? And those are nice too."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Now, that I can't argue with." Nny nodded. "And it's amazing how many of them just freeze up and stare at you."

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

"And they're the same ones that claim to be quite unafraid of anything. It's really quite sad."

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah. Nothing funnier than some overmuscled shithead in a 'NO FEAR' t-shirt wetting himself in terror."

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

Sirs,

Tuesday at 8pm will be an acceptable time.

Damien Thorn

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

Damien Thorn:

Excellent. We look forwards to seeing you.

-Mister Teatime, Johnny C.