Ryuuji's rotating the people he sends postcards to so that he won't flood them with mail. Each of his postcards have a small jar of honey attached to them.
You're welcome! I figured that since I never got a chance to send you those sweets I promised, I'd get you some honey instead for the meantime. And when we hit Paris proper, I'll pick some sweets there, 'kay?
*The response is delivered by a stern looking owl. Around its neck is a pouch of herbs, but if an attempt is made to reach them, the owl would peck at the fingers*
No, though we did go up against a demon that staged the murder of two children, and then appeared as their 'ghosts' to sweep our town into a witch hunt. We think that the demon originated the Hansel and Gretel tale. Anyways, yours is much cuter. As for the honey vats... there are worse ways to die. But then, there's also better ways to kill people. You can't really blame her, she looks about four.
I'm well. I've found a job. I hope you find some fun that doesn't try to kill you.
Dude, why did your bird try to peck me? All I did was try to get at the herbs to figure out what those were about. And huh, that's weird. The witch hunt, though I fail to see the relevance to honey-caused near-deaths. And she's five. We checked. And seriously, c'mon, putting mindcontrolling substances into gourmet honey to gain power over the leaders of the world? That's pretty devious for a five-year-old.
You've got a job? Why? And cool! Is it fun? I'm having fun. Really. Adrenalin junkie anyway, so even the parts where we almost die is fun. Though, not while they're happening, obviously. And washing the honey out of my hair was a pain.
My bird is sorta a bastard. But he's tough and good at his job, which I need. You can get revenge by naming him, though. So far he's just been 'My Owl'. Maybe Fluffy Wigglemuffins?
Well, both were mind control done by children (or things that looked like children) that led to people almost dying. Your adventure probably tasted better, though.
She sounds awesome, and I wish I could adopt her, but her parents might still be alive.
I got a job because money is the route to all evil, but also other things. It's... interesting. I assist for the Care of Magical Creatures course.
Everything is more fun in retrospect, I hear. Must be a blast to be eighty-seven, then.
Right... Hm. Raptorbait sound good to you? And what's with the herbs tied around his neck anyway?
Okay, point there. Though really, the hours of labor involved in washing the honey out of my hair? Totally not worth it.
Dude, much as I love you, you're a little young to be adopting kids. And I'm not sure you're the best role model either, what with constantly telling stories about your high school - she'd be terrified of the education system by the time she was old enough.
...With Fenrir. Right. Okay. How's that going? Has he mentioned if he's going to take points off me if I show up to his next class? And why that in particular?
Who wants to live that long? Live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse is more my style.
Sure. If I say it aloud enough, I get transported to the happy times of Junior High and master debater jokes. Man, I wasted years of my life. And the herbs are mixed into a tea, which helps keep me calm.
I don't constantly tell stories. They just come up a lot because they're relevant. I had a universal experience in that school. Am I turning into some old guy who talks about the glory days when he had to walk five miles to slay a Frost Demon?
I try to think of my job in relation to the course and not to the instructor. I don't know, we don't tend to chat. He offered, and I needed the money... and it's not like I'm afraid of him. Let him say what he wants. He's not going to change my mind, and he needs to know that. Why he needs to know that, I don't know.
Those who live fast don't tend to leave a pretty corpse.
Master debater jokes? And whoa, am I the only person in school not on something or another for tranquility? And why were they tied to your owl's leg?
Sure sounds like it. Nah. You're not boring yet.
Well, I guess if you're comfortable working with him, and animals, I shouldn't question your choice of career. You could have just come to me if you needed a job. I've already hired some of the other students in the school for stuff anyway.
Maybe I should become a vampire, then. Though getting staked would result in my leaving no corpse at all.
Say it enough times and you'll get it. It was only funny at the time. And the herbs were with my owl Raptorbait because I didn't want to send him out on two trips.
Never said I was comfortable, but I can bear it. My choice in career is not to have one. Thanks, but I don't want to back down from him now. But I didn't know you could get people jobs at this school.
Don't. If you become a vampire, it wouldn't be you anymore. Just a demon with your flesh and your memories.
I'll enjoy it completely. Me and the squid shall enjoy this VERY much. It's so good to know that you remembered me. I'm touched in a creepy elder god sort of way.
I'm glad you like it! I wasn't sure what you ate - okay, apart from worlds - but I figured that honey is always useful for something or another. And hey, can't forget the Elder God that's going to lead our Quidditch Team to victory, right? Best of luck with that, and whatever else you have going on!
Of course I like it. I've very pro-honey. I eat plenty of things. Worlds, Souls, Fishheads, Whale's Milk. And of course, Slytherin shall succeed. I do assure this.
And dare I ask why the Little Girl was plotting world domination. And why there were vampire cows by the way?
You are? Awesome! I ♥ honey. Always glad to meet a fellow enthusiast. Nightwing didn't even know the difference between rose honey and rosehip honey, can you imagine? Pleb. But I love him anyway. And that's great, Professor. I'm glad to know the team is in good hands tentacles.
...Honestly, I have no clue why she was plotting world domination. She gave a really long speech about the whole matter, but I was too busy getting ready to turn the honey into mud to pay attention to her.
And the vampire cows might or might not be Adam's fault. He says he dreamt about them and that his dreams usually alter reality, but I'm iffy on that. But the basic story is that a herd of them attacked us while we were sleeping and we had to fight them with legs ripped from the bed and a broom. And they bled pink milk.
Mind control? Evil genius? I dare say this "Queen Bee" will be applying to Hogwarts soon; she would fit right in with the rest of the student population! We are doing as well as can be expected, thank you. Unofficially, the roommate situation has changed. I will need to do some shopping. A lot of shopping.
...Oh, please don't give her any ideas! She's five years old and tried to have me and Nightwing killed via honey vats. I think it might be awkward to run into her again.Oh, really? That's awesome! Make sure to take her along when you go shopping so that you can get stuff both of you like.
It's all right--- things happen like that sometimes. I'm glad to know you're all right, though! And I'll tell Fillerbunny. Only you might want to write to him on his own now. Because Stephen and I have sort of switched roommates: the aardvark is going to live with FB since Stephen and I end up in each other's beds all the time anyway and I think we'd scare FB if he saw us together. In bed, I mean. For that matter, we'd probably scare the aardvark too. I hope you and Nightwing are having fun.
...Fillerbunny's going to room with an aardvark?! Wow. I hope it doesn't get him into trouble or anything. I didn't even know an aardvark had applied to the school. Poor Fillerbunny. Then again, haven't you ever heard the expression "fucking like bunnies"? Though I doubt Fillerbunny or the aardvark have. And yeah, we are. When we're not having the weirdest encounters with five-year-old-would-be-dictators or vampiric cows. XD
The aardvark is Stephen's. Somehow they got to be friends. Yes. Though in our case it's a little more... carnivorous. That sounds even more interesting than Hogwarts. And that's saying something.
---R.
P.S. It's funny to have the same initials at both ends of the letter! Maybe I should start signing my name with a Chinese character for 'river' instead....
Aw, that's so cute! You guys being lovers and your pets being friends as well. ...I'll refrain from asking. You wouldn't believe how 'interesting' it's been so far. Especially the rain of candy hearts.
~Ryuuji.
P.S. I kinda like the symnetry actually, but I could always switch to kanji if you prefer.
Isn't it? I don't mind. He let me put my name on him! On the skin over his collarbone. With a scalpel. So sweet of him. I can only imagine. A rain of candy hearts? That's... amazing even for this world! I wonder if we could make it rain strawberries here? Kaylee would love that!
---R. P.S. I don't mind if you don't. Though I've gotten kind of sentimental about the ideogram I use for my name since I put it on Stephen's collarbone, so I wouldn't mind using it!
His name is Bignose? ...Wow. Cute. And I didn't know he could eat honey, but I'm sure he liked the ants. I hope the honey didn't make too much of a mess in your room! Is there anything else you would like from France?
Oh, that's cute. It was nice to give him a name. And speaking of names, how about you just call me Ryuuji without the Mister? I don't think I'm old enough to need that. ^_~
And France is awesome. My mother was French, and my father Japanese, so I'm half-French and France is like coming to a house you know exists all year long but you only see during the summer holidays. XD Do you want flowers for eating or to look at?
Whee for a picture! And I showed it to 'nii-sama, no worries. He asked if you were ever going to respond to what classes Nightwing was in though, so he could cover for you both.
Err...who's Nightwing? 'nii-sama says it's the person that's with you. Glad to know you took someone along! It would get kinda boring otherwise. Well, maybe not, you're still running into little girl-bees trying to take over the world and vampire cows. But then you would have no one to share all of the fun with. This way is much better. Don't tell 'nii-sama I asked, but next time, can you take me? That road trip just sounds so awesome!
Thanks for the honey, but I guess it's all mine. 'nii-sama doesn't like honey. I'll try it out tomorrow at breakfast! And it was very thoughtful of you to send some.
Awesome! Sorry about the delay in replying, but we're travelling/living as Muggles, so I'm kinda restricted on sending off owls and stuff. It looks too suspicious to be camping out at the Hilton then have an owl try to get up to the balcony.
Nightwing's a Gryffindor, and my best friend so far. He's pretty cool, even though he wears spandex and doesn't appreciate my eyeliner. He's also a vigilante, so a bit of a do-gooder but okay apart from that. And I didn't take anyone along. He invited me to go with him and I accepted. If it had been my idea, I would have definitely been on my own. Mokie, I got turned into a candy heart when sweets started raining down. Do you really want that to happen to you?
I know he doesn't, but I'm glad that you like it at least!
That's okay. I understand, and I figured you were probably busy with another great adventure!
Aww...but being on your own is no fun. Then you have no one to share the fun stuff with. Yes. That would be cool too! And everything else more than makes up for it anyway.
Oh! 'nii-sama said if I heard from you to ask what you want to do with your plant for Professor Crowley's assigment. As an experiment, you're supposed to pick one activity to do with it every day for ten minutes. Some people are reading to theirs, or playing music, that sort of thing. I'm reading the Rurouni Kenshin manga to mine! Complete with sound effects! 'nii-sama needs to know so he can take care of your plant-project for you.
Not much to report since your cheap getaway departure. Attached are your assignments I'd have done them for you, but I have no doubt that your professors would recognize the sudden jump in quality, har har. I'll have you know that my bruises from our last training session have not yet cleared up.
When you get back, I'll run down the results of those tests I ran on the sample you included in your earlier package. Maybe we can discuss over cheesesteak fajitas.
Looking forward to your next report, Bat Junior Tim
Glad to hear. I was not running away! I'm being a good, loyal friend! Thanks and whatever, Timmy, they probably doze off halfway through your essays, they're so boring. And I thought we'd agreed not to mention my extremely bad decision re: training.
Sounds good. You're a sport. No fajitas it's illegal!
You were too running away, you cowardly rat-bastard. When you're done with the assignments, send 'em back to me and I'll turn them in once I've corrected your atrocious grammar and made your handwriting legible to people outside the family. I didn't mention your mistake during training, I only mentioned the training itself. Which, if you ask me, was more of a lapse in judgement on my part than yours. You can't help yourself. I understand.
Fajitas are a must. Wuss.
Tim
P.S. I thought I was already in hell. Because yours is the Devil's hairdo.
I was not. I would have gone and talked to you, but then I needed to drag Ryuuji off on vacation. Thanks, kiddo my grammar is perfectly good, you little know-it-all. And my handwriting is fine. Just because I don't have scarily perfect handwriting like you do doesn't mean my writing isn't legible! Well, I don't want to talk about the training. And since I'm older, I'm pretty sure I'm more culpable, little brother.
They're mentally unhealthy! Not a wuss, smart.
- Dick
P.S. My hair is sexy like a rock star's. You certainly didn't seem to object to it during training.
((Sorry for the repost, I feel the urgent need to hide evidence of my HTML errors XD))
Hey to you with knobs on! Thanks ever so for the honey. Jeeves says it will go smashingly with the crumpets. Well, actually he just raised his eyebrow a fraction of an inch, but it means the same.
Sounds like you and Nightwing are getting along as well as two small round things in a p. I'm jolly glad to hear it. There's a certain... stickiness about a small child, isn't there? Mind your trousers.
Glad you like the honey, old chum. God's in his heaven and all's right with the world, what? Lark on spring and all that jolly stuff. Nightwing and I are having a simply smashing time. Young men will be men, what?
Trousers are spit-spot, and I picked up a very suave little number in some boutique that's been getting quite the good press from everyone else. Hope everything's tip-top with you as well!
It's okay. I've waited months as it is. The project can wait for a while. I'm doing some of the calculations myself, so that I have something with which to occupy myself for when you get back. That kid tried to take over the world? Sounds like an interesting story. Usually it's the parents who do the world-taking-over-bit.
Oh, awesome. I bet that'll make matters easier for us once I get back and we can set up the meeting.
Really? So far, everyone I've known to try to take over/destroy the world has been about my age, perhaps a year younger or older. Five, however, is a new low. And yeah, she had this whacked-out plan to put mindcontrolling junk in gourmet honey so that the leaders of the world -presumably the only ones to be able to afford it- would be under her sway. Don't ask me where she got the formula from, she says she made it herself.
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Date: 2006-03-09 06:21 am (UTC)Oooh, thank you!!! Thank you thank you thank you!
I hope Rebecca comes to Hogwarts.
Sincerely,
Shizuka
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Date: 2006-03-09 06:41 am (UTC)You're welcome! I figured that since I never got a chance to send you those sweets I promised, I'd get you some honey instead for the meantime. And when we hit Paris proper, I'll pick some sweets there, 'kay?
I hope so too. Rebecca's a cool kid. XD
Cordially,
Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 06:31 am (UTC)No, though we did go up against a demon that staged the murder of two children, and then appeared as their 'ghosts' to sweep our town into a witch hunt. We think that the demon originated the Hansel and Gretel tale. Anyways, yours is much cuter. As for the honey vats... there are worse ways to die. But then, there's also better ways to kill people. You can't really blame her, she looks about four.
I'm well. I've found a job. I hope you find some fun that doesn't try to kill you.
-Oz
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Date: 2006-03-09 06:48 am (UTC)Dude, why did your bird try to peck me? All I did was try to get at the herbs to figure out what those were about. And huh, that's weird. The witch hunt, though I fail to see the relevance to honey-caused near-deaths. And she's five. We checked. And seriously, c'mon, putting mindcontrolling substances into gourmet honey to gain power over the leaders of the world? That's pretty devious for a five-year-old.
You've got a job? Why? And cool! Is it fun? I'm having fun. Really. Adrenalin junkie anyway, so even the parts where we almost die is fun. Though, not while they're happening, obviously. And washing the honey out of my hair was a pain.
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:00 am (UTC)My bird is sorta a bastard. But he's tough and good at his job, which I need. You can get revenge by naming him, though. So far he's just been 'My Owl'. Maybe Fluffy Wigglemuffins?
Well, both were mind control done by children (or things that looked like children) that led to people almost dying. Your adventure probably tasted better, though.
She sounds awesome, and I wish I could adopt her, but her parents might still be alive.
I got a job because money is the route to all evil, but also other things. It's... interesting. I assist for the Care of Magical Creatures course.
Everything is more fun in retrospect, I hear. Must be a blast to be eighty-seven, then.
-Oz
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:22 am (UTC)Right... Hm. Raptorbait sound good to you? And what's with the herbs tied around his neck anyway?
Okay, point there. Though really, the hours of labor involved in washing the honey out of my hair? Totally not worth it.
Dude, much as I love you, you're a little young to be adopting kids. And I'm not sure you're the best role model either, what with constantly telling stories about your high school - she'd be terrified of the education system by the time she was old enough.
...With Fenrir. Right. Okay. How's that going?
Has he mentioned if he's going to take points off me if I show up to his next class?And why that in particular?Who wants to live that long? Live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse is more my style.
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:43 am (UTC)Sure. If I say it aloud enough, I get transported to the happy times of Junior High and master debater jokes. Man, I wasted years of my life. And the herbs are mixed into a tea, which helps keep me calm.
I don't constantly tell stories. They just come up a lot because they're relevant. I had a universal experience in that school.
Am I turning into some old guy who talks about the glory days when he had to walk five miles to slay a Frost Demon?I try to think of my job in relation to the course and not to the instructor.
I don't know, we don't tend to chat.He offered, and I needed the money... and it's not like I'm afraid of him. Let him say what he wants. He's not going to change my mind, and he needs to know that. Why he needs to know that, I don't know.Those who live fast don't tend to leave a pretty corpse.
Sorry to end on a morbid note. Here, I'll
-Oz
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Date: 2006-03-12 08:04 pm (UTC)Master debater jokes? And whoa, am I the only person in school not on something or another for tranquility? And why were they tied to your owl's leg?
Sure sounds like it.
Nah. You're not boring yet.Well, I guess if you're comfortable working with him, and animals, I shouldn't question your choice of career.
You could have just come to me if you needed a job. I've already hired some of the other students in the school for stuff anyway.Maybe I should become a vampire, then. Though getting staked would result in my leaving no corpse at all.
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-12 09:15 pm (UTC)my owlRaptorbait because I didn't want to send him out on two trips.Never said I was comfortable, but I can bear it. My choice in career is not to have one.
Thanks, but I don't want to back down from him now. But I didn't know you could get people jobs at this school.Don't. If you become a vampire, it wouldn't be you anymore. Just a demon with your flesh and your memories.
Heavily Warded Undead Owl
Date: 2006-03-09 06:42 am (UTC)Ooooh! Honey! How delightful!
I'll enjoy it completely. Me and the squid shall enjoy this VERY much. It's so good to know that you remembered me. I'm touched in a creepy elder god sort of way.
- Signed,
Professor Cthulhu
Completely normal but heavily warded owl.
Date: 2006-03-09 06:50 am (UTC)I'm glad you like it! I wasn't sure what you ate - okay, apart from worlds - but I figured that honey is always useful for something or another. And hey, can't forget the Elder God that's going to lead our Quidditch Team to victory, right? Best of luck with that, and whatever else you have going on!
~Ryuuji
Re: Completely normal but heavily warded owl.
Date: 2006-03-09 06:54 am (UTC)Of course I like it. I've very pro-honey. I eat plenty of things. Worlds, Souls, Fishheads, Whale's Milk. And of course, Slytherin shall succeed. I do assure this.
And dare I ask why the Little Girl was plotting world domination. And why there were vampire cows by the way?
~ Prof. Cthulhu
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:27 am (UTC)You are? Awesome! I ♥ honey. Always glad to meet a fellow enthusiast. Nightwing didn't even know the difference between rose honey and rosehip honey, can you imagine? Pleb. But I love him anyway. And that's great, Professor. I'm glad to know the team is in good
handstentacles....Honestly, I have no clue why she was plotting world domination. She gave a really long speech about the whole matter, but I was too busy getting ready to turn the honey into mud to pay attention to her.
And the vampire cows might or might not be Adam's fault. He says he dreamt about them and that his dreams usually alter reality, but I'm iffy on that. But the basic story is that a herd of them attacked us while we were sleeping and we had to fight them with legs ripped from the bed and a broom. And they bled pink milk.
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:07 am (UTC)Mind control? Evil genius? I dare say this "Queen Bee" will be applying to Hogwarts soon; she would fit right in with the rest of the student population! We are doing as well as can be expected, thank you.
Unofficially, the roommate situation has changed. I will need to do some shopping. A lot of shopping.Best,
Stephen
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:17 am (UTC)...Oh, please don't give her any ideas! She's five years old and tried to have me and Nightwing killed via honey vats. I think it might be awkward to run into her again.
Oh, really? That's awesome! Make sure to take her along when you go shopping so that you can get stuff both of you like.Sincerely,
Ryuuji.
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:26 am (UTC)Oh. I suppose that might be a good idea.Thank you.Still pretty clueless,Stephen.
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:38 am (UTC)Yes, a very good idea. You want a room that both of you are comfortable in, so make sure that it'll reflect your tastes and hers.You're welcome!Still willing to help,Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:30 am (UTC)It's all right--- things happen like that sometimes. I'm glad to know you're all right, though! And I'll tell Fillerbunny. Only you might want to write to him on his own now. Because Stephen and I have sort of switched roommates: the aardvark is going to live with FB
since Stephen and I end up in each other's beds all the time anyway and I think we'd scare FB if he saw us together. In bed, I mean. For that matter, we'd probably scare the aardvark too.I hope you and Nightwing are having fun.---R.
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:37 am (UTC)...Fillerbunny's going to room with an aardvark?! Wow. I hope it doesn't get him into trouble or anything. I didn't even know an aardvark had applied to the school.
Poor Fillerbunny. Then again, haven't you ever heard the expression "fucking like bunnies"? Though I doubt Fillerbunny or the aardvark have.And yeah, we are. When we're not having the weirdest encounters with five-year-old-would-be-dictators or vampiric cows. XD~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 07:50 am (UTC)The aardvark is Stephen's. Somehow they got to be friends.
Yes. Though in our case it's a little more... carnivorous.That sounds even more interesting than Hogwarts.And that's saying something.---R.
P.S. It's funny to have the same initials at both ends of the letter! Maybe I should start signing my name with a Chinese character for 'river' instead....
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Date: 2006-03-12 07:59 pm (UTC)Aw, that's so cute! You guys being lovers and your pets being friends as well.
...I'll refrain from asking.You wouldn't believe how 'interesting' it's been so far. Especially the rain of candy hearts.~Ryuuji.
P.S. I kinda like the symnetry actually, but I could always switch to kanji if you prefer.
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Date: 2006-03-13 12:44 am (UTC)Isn't it?
I don't mind. He let me put my name on him! On the skin over his collarbone. With a scalpel. So sweet of him.I can only imagine. A rain of candy hearts? That's... amazing even for this world! I wonder if we could make it rain strawberries here? Kaylee would love that!---R.
P.S. I don't mind if you don't.
Though I've gotten kind of sentimental about the ideogram I use for my name since I put it on Stephen's collarbone, so I wouldn't mind using it!no subject
Date: 2006-03-09 02:35 pm (UTC)thank you for the postcard and i dont mind waitingfor the party. hope you ar havign fun.
-fb
ps the honey is real tasty!
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Date: 2006-03-09 05:59 pm (UTC)You're very welcome! I'm glad that you liked the honey, and wish you all the best with your new roommate, the aardvark.
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 06:04 pm (UTC)the ardvaark mister bignose is very nice. he also liked teh honey. and he lieked the ants that came whens ome of the hoeny spilled too.
-fb
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:31 pm (UTC)His name is Bignose? ...Wow. Cute. And I didn't know he could eat honey, but I'm sure he liked the ants. I hope the honey didn't make too much of a mess in your room! Is there anything else you would like from France?
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:35 pm (UTC)he didnt seem to have a name so i called him mister bignose. he seems to like it.
i dont know much abotu france but i hope your having fun. some flowers wold be nice. thank you!
-fb
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:48 pm (UTC)Oh, that's cute. It was nice to give him a name. And speaking of names, how about you just call me Ryuuji without the Mister? I don't think I'm old enough to need that. ^_~
And France is awesome. My mother was French, and my father Japanese, so I'm half-French and France is like coming to a house you know exists all year long but you only see during the summer holidays. XD Do you want flowers for eating or to look at?
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-09 09:57 pm (UTC)mistryuuji,it sounds like going to france is very nice for you. i like flowers to look at but fi ther are tasty ones to eat that would be neat!
-fb
*return owl with a large bouquet of flowers attached*
Date: 2006-03-12 07:55 pm (UTC)I hope these please you, then! Feel free to share them with Mr. Bignose if he's into flower consumption as well.
~Ryuuji
Re: *return owl with a large bouquet of flowers attached*
Date: 2006-03-13 12:51 pm (UTC)!! THANK YOU !! mister bignose thinks they're real pretty.
-fb
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Date: 2006-03-10 02:31 am (UTC)Whee for a picture! And I showed it to 'nii-sama, no worries. He asked if you were ever going to respond to what classes Nightwing was in though, so he could cover for you both.
Err...who's Nightwing? 'nii-sama says it's the person that's with you. Glad to know you took someone along! It would get kinda boring otherwise. Well, maybe not, you're still running into little girl-bees trying to take over the world and vampire cows. But then you would have no one to share all of the fun with. This way is much better. Don't tell 'nii-sama I asked, but next time, can you take me? That road trip just sounds so awesome!
Thanks for the honey, but I guess it's all mine. 'nii-sama doesn't like honey. I'll try it out tomorrow at breakfast! And it was very thoughtful of you to send some.
Hoping you have tons of fun,
Mokuba
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Date: 2006-03-12 08:07 pm (UTC)Awesome! Sorry about the delay in replying, but we're travelling/living as Muggles, so I'm kinda restricted on sending off owls and stuff. It looks too suspicious to be camping out at the Hilton then have an owl try to get up to the balcony.
Nightwing's a Gryffindor, and my best friend so far. He's pretty cool, even though he wears spandex and doesn't appreciate my eyeliner. He's also a vigilante, so a bit of a do-gooder but okay apart from that. And I didn't take anyone along. He invited me to go with him and I accepted. If it had been my idea, I would have definitely been on my own. Mokie, I got turned into a candy heart when sweets started raining down. Do you really want that to happen to you?
I know he doesn't, but I'm glad that you like it at least!
Love ya lots, kiddo!
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-12 09:35 pm (UTC)That's okay. I understand, and I figured you were probably busy with another great adventure!
Aww...but being on your own is no fun. Then you have no one to share the fun stuff with. Yes. That would be cool too! And everything else more than makes up for it anyway.
Oh! 'nii-sama said if I heard from you to ask what you want to do with your plant for Professor Crowley's assigment. As an experiment, you're supposed to pick one activity to do with it every day for ten minutes. Some people are reading to theirs, or playing music, that sort of thing. I'm reading the Rurouni Kenshin manga to mine! Complete with sound effects! 'nii-sama needs to know so he can take care of your plant-project for you.
Love ya tons!
Mokuba
Owl to Nightwing, warded.
Date: 2006-03-10 03:15 am (UTC)DickyMulletville,Not much to report since your
cheap getawaydeparture. Attached are your assignmentsI'd have done them for you, but I have no doubt that your professors would recognize the sudden jump in quality, har har. I'll have you know that my bruises from our last training session have not yet cleared up.When you get back, I'll run down the results of those tests I ran on the sample you included in your earlier package. Maybe we can discuss over cheesesteak fajitas.
Looking forward to your next report,
Bat JuniorTimP.S.
Get a haircut.
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Date: 2006-03-10 04:17 pm (UTC)Glad to hear.
I was not running away! I'm being a good, loyal friend!Thanksand whatever, Timmy, they probably doze off halfway through your essays, they're so boring. And I thought we'd agreed not to mention my extremely bad decision re: training.Sounds good. You're a sport. No fajitas
it's illegal!Talk to you soon,
Big BrotherDickP.S.
Go to hell, my hair's awesome.
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Date: 2006-03-10 08:09 pm (UTC)You were too running away, you cowardly rat-bastard.When you're done with the assignments, send 'em back to me and I'll turn them inonce I've corrected your atrocious grammar and made your handwriting legible to people outside the family. I didn't mention your mistake during training, I only mentioned the training itself. Which, if you ask me, was more of a lapse in judgement on my part than yours.You can't help yourself. I understand.Fajitas are a must.
Wuss.Tim
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I thought I was already in hell. Because yours is the Devil's hairdo.
Re: Owl to Nightwing, warded.
Date: 2006-03-10 08:52 pm (UTC)I was not. I would have gone and talked to you, but then I needed to drag Ryuuji off on vacation.Thanks, kiddomy grammar is perfectly good, you little know-it-all. And my handwriting is fine. Just because I don't have scarily perfect handwriting like you do doesn't mean my writing isn't legible!Well, I don't want to talk about the training. And since I'm older, I'm pretty sure I'm more culpable, little brother.They're
mentallyunhealthy!Not a wuss, smart.- Dick
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My hair is sexy like a rock star's. You certainly didn't seem to object to it during training.
((Sorry for the repost, I feel the urgent need to hide evidence of my HTML errors XD))
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Date: 2006-03-10 04:42 am (UTC)Hey to you with knobs on! Thanks ever so for the honey. Jeeves says it will go smashingly with the crumpets. Well, actually he just raised his eyebrow a fraction of an inch, but it means the same.
Sounds like you and Nightwing are getting along as well as two small round things in a p. I'm jolly glad to hear it. There's a certain... stickiness about a small child, isn't there? Mind your trousers.
Toodle-pip!
Bertie
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Date: 2006-03-12 08:14 pm (UTC)Glad you like the honey, old chum. God's in his heaven and all's right with the world, what? Lark on spring and all that jolly stuff. Nightwing and I are having a simply smashing time. Young men will be men, what?
Trousers are spit-spot, and I picked up a very suave little number in some boutique that's been getting quite the good press from everyone else. Hope everything's tip-top with you as well!
Cheerio!
~Ryuuji
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Date: 2006-03-16 08:30 am (UTC)All is right with the world, indeed. I was just named Professor of Divination. I expect the Board was most impressed by my app, what?
Pleased to hear you're enjoying yourself whilst toddling about the continent. I'd be most interested to see your trousers when you return.
Right-o!
Bertie
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Date: 2006-03-11 09:35 am (UTC)It's okay. I've waited months as it is. The project can wait for a while. I'm doing some of the calculations myself, so that I have something
with which to occupy myselffor when you get back.That kid tried to take over the world? Sounds like an interesting story. Usually it's the parents who do the world-taking-over-bit.
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Date: 2006-03-12 08:39 pm (UTC)Oh, awesome. I bet that'll make matters easier for us once I get back and we can set up the meeting.
Really? So far, everyone I've known to try to take over/destroy the world has been about my age, perhaps a year younger or older. Five, however, is a new low. And yeah, she had this whacked-out plan to put mindcontrolling junk in gourmet honey so that the leaders of the world -presumably the only ones to be able to afford it- would be under her sway. Don't ask me where she got the formula from, she says she made it herself.
~Ryuuji