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Ryuuji's rotating the people he sends postcards to so that he won't flood them with mail. Each of his postcards have a small jar of honey attached to them.
























































Date: 2006-03-09 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redheadshizuka.livejournal.com
Otogi-san,

Oooh, thank you!!! Thank you thank you thank you!

I hope Rebecca comes to Hogwarts.

Sincerely,
Shizuka

Date: 2006-03-09 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
*The response is delivered by a stern looking owl. Around its neck is a pouch of herbs, but if an attempt is made to reach them, the owl would peck at the fingers*

No, though we did go up against a demon that staged the murder of two children, and then appeared as their 'ghosts' to sweep our town into a witch hunt. We think that the demon originated the Hansel and Gretel tale. Anyways, yours is much cuter. As for the honey vats... there are worse ways to die. But then, there's also better ways to kill people. You can't really blame her, she looks about four.

I'm well. I've found a job. I hope you find some fun that doesn't try to kill you.

-Oz

Date: 2006-03-09 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
Ryuuji,

My bird is sorta a bastard. But he's tough and good at his job, which I need. You can get revenge by naming him, though. So far he's just been 'My Owl'. Maybe Fluffy Wigglemuffins?

Well, both were mind control done by children (or things that looked like children) that led to people almost dying. Your adventure probably tasted better, though.

She sounds awesome, and I wish I could adopt her, but her parents might still be alive.

I got a job because money is the route to all evil, but also other things. It's... interesting. I assist for the Care of Magical Creatures course.

Everything is more fun in retrospect, I hear. Must be a blast to be eighty-seven, then.

-Oz

Date: 2006-03-09 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
Ryuuji,

Sure. If I say it aloud enough, I get transported to the happy times of Junior High and master debater jokes. Man, I wasted years of my life. And the herbs are mixed into a tea, which helps keep me calm.

I don't constantly tell stories. They just come up a lot because they're relevant. I had a universal experience in that school. Am I turning into some old guy who talks about the glory days when he had to walk five miles to slay a Frost Demon?

I try to think of my job in relation to the course and not to the instructor. I don't know, we don't tend to chat. He offered, and I needed the money... and it's not like I'm afraid of him. Let him say what he wants. He's not going to change my mind, and he needs to know that. Why he needs to know that, I don't know.

Those who live fast don't tend to leave a pretty corpse.

Sorry to end on a morbid note. Here, I'll

-Oz

Date: 2006-03-12 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com
Say it enough times and you'll get it. It was only funny at the time. And the herbs were with my owl Raptorbait because I didn't want to send him out on two trips.

Never said I was comfortable, but I can bear it. My choice in career is not to have one. Thanks, but I don't want to back down from him now. But I didn't know you could get people jobs at this school.

Don't. If you become a vampire, it wouldn't be you anymore. Just a demon with your flesh and your memories.

Heavily Warded Undead Owl

Date: 2006-03-09 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldoneofrlyeh.livejournal.com
Mr. Ryuuji,

Ooooh! Honey! How delightful!

I'll enjoy it completely. Me and the squid shall enjoy this VERY much. It's so good to know that you remembered me. I'm touched in a creepy elder god sort of way.

- Signed,
Professor Cthulhu

Re: Completely normal but heavily warded owl.

Date: 2006-03-09 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldoneofrlyeh.livejournal.com
Mr. Ryuuji,

Of course I like it. I've very pro-honey. I eat plenty of things. Worlds, Souls, Fishheads, Whale's Milk. And of course, Slytherin shall succeed. I do assure this.

And dare I ask why the Little Girl was plotting world domination. And why there were vampire cows by the way?

~ Prof. Cthulhu

Date: 2006-03-09 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estebanmd.livejournal.com
Dear Ryuuji,

Mind control? Evil genius? I dare say this "Queen Bee" will be applying to Hogwarts soon; she would fit right in with the rest of the student population! We are doing as well as can be expected, thank you. Unofficially, the roommate situation has changed. I will need to do some shopping. A lot of shopping.

Best,
Stephen

Date: 2006-03-09 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estebanmd.livejournal.com
Dear Ryuuji,

Oh. I suppose that might be a good idea. Thank you.

Still pretty clueless,
Stephen.

Date: 2006-03-09 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
Dear Ryuuji,

It's all right--- things happen like that sometimes. I'm glad to know you're all right, though! And I'll tell Fillerbunny. Only you might want to write to him on his own now. Because Stephen and I have sort of switched roommates: the aardvark is going to live with FB since Stephen and I end up in each other's beds all the time anyway and I think we'd scare FB if he saw us together. In bed, I mean. For that matter, we'd probably scare the aardvark too. I hope you and Nightwing are having fun.

---R.

Date: 2006-03-09 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
R.---

The aardvark is Stephen's. Somehow they got to be friends. Yes. Though in our case it's a little more... carnivorous. That sounds even more interesting than Hogwarts. And that's saying something.

---R.

P.S. It's funny to have the same initials at both ends of the letter! Maybe I should start signing my name with a Chinese character for 'river' instead....

Date: 2006-03-13 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
R.---

Isn't it? I don't mind. He let me put my name on him! On the skin over his collarbone. With a scalpel. So sweet of him. I can only imagine. A rain of candy hearts? That's... amazing even for this world! I wonder if we could make it rain strawberries here? Kaylee would love that!

---R.
P.S. I don't mind if you don't. Though I've gotten kind of sentimental about the ideogram I use for my name since I put it on Stephen's collarbone, so I wouldn't mind using it!

Date: 2006-03-09 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] experimentbunny.livejournal.com
dear mistre ryuuji,

thank you for the postcard and i dont mind waitingfor the party. hope you ar havign fun.

-fb

ps the honey is real tasty!

Date: 2006-03-09 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] experimentbunny.livejournal.com
dear mister ryuuji,

the ardvaark mister bignose is very nice. he also liked teh honey. and he lieked the ants that came whens ome of the hoeny spilled too.

-fb

Date: 2006-03-09 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] experimentbunny.livejournal.com
dear mister ryjuuji,

he didnt seem to have a name so i called him mister bignose. he seems to like it.

i dont know much abotu france but i hope your having fun. some flowers wold be nice. thank you!

-fb

Date: 2006-03-09 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] experimentbunny.livejournal.com
dear mist ryuuji,

it sounds like going to france is very nice for you. i like flowers to look at but fi ther are tasty ones to eat that would be neat!

-fb
From: [identity profile] experimentbunny.livejournal.com
dear ryuuji,

!! THANK YOU !! mister bignose thinks they're real pretty.

-fb

Date: 2006-03-10 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com
Dear Ryuuji,

Whee for a picture! And I showed it to 'nii-sama, no worries. He asked if you were ever going to respond to what classes Nightwing was in though, so he could cover for you both.

Err...who's Nightwing? 'nii-sama says it's the person that's with you. Glad to know you took someone along! It would get kinda boring otherwise. Well, maybe not, you're still running into little girl-bees trying to take over the world and vampire cows. But then you would have no one to share all of the fun with. This way is much better. Don't tell 'nii-sama I asked, but next time, can you take me? That road trip just sounds so awesome!

Thanks for the honey, but I guess it's all mine. 'nii-sama doesn't like honey. I'll try it out tomorrow at breakfast! And it was very thoughtful of you to send some.

Hoping you have tons of fun,
Mokuba

Date: 2006-03-12 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puppydog-eyes.livejournal.com
Dear Ryuuji,

That's okay. I understand, and I figured you were probably busy with another great adventure!

Aww...but being on your own is no fun. Then you have no one to share the fun stuff with. Yes. That would be cool too! And everything else more than makes up for it anyway.

Oh! 'nii-sama said if I heard from you to ask what you want to do with your plant for Professor Crowley's assigment. As an experiment, you're supposed to pick one activity to do with it every day for ten minutes. Some people are reading to theirs, or playing music, that sort of thing. I'm reading the Rurouni Kenshin manga to mine! Complete with sound effects! 'nii-sama needs to know so he can take care of your plant-project for you.

Love ya tons!
Mokuba

Owl to Nightwing, warded.

Date: 2006-03-10 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] batsmarts.livejournal.com
Dicky Mulletville,

Not much to report since your cheap getaway departure. Attached are your assignments I'd have done them for you, but I have no doubt that your professors would recognize the sudden jump in quality, har har. I'll have you know that my bruises from our last training session have not yet cleared up.

When you get back, I'll run down the results of those tests I ran on the sample you included in your earlier package. Maybe we can discuss over cheesesteak fajitas.

Looking forward to your next report,
Bat Junior Tim

P.S.

Get a haircut.

Re: Owl to Nightwing, warded.

Date: 2006-03-10 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightbirdboy.livejournal.com
Shortstuff,

Glad to hear. I was not running away! I'm being a good, loyal friend! Thanks and whatever, Timmy, they probably doze off halfway through your essays, they're so boring. And I thought we'd agreed not to mention my extremely bad decision re: training.

Sounds good. You're a sport. No fajitas it's illegal!

Talk to you soon,
Big Brother Dick

P.S.

Go to hell, my hair's awesome.

Re: Owl to Nightwing, warded.

Date: 2006-03-10 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] batsmarts.livejournal.com
Thunderthighs,

You were too running away, you cowardly rat-bastard. When you're done with the assignments, send 'em back to me and I'll turn them in once I've corrected your atrocious grammar and made your handwriting legible to people outside the family. I didn't mention your mistake during training, I only mentioned the training itself. Which, if you ask me, was more of a lapse in judgement on my part than yours. You can't help yourself. I understand.

Fajitas are a must. Wuss.

Tim

P.S.
I thought I was already in hell. Because yours is the Devil's hairdo.

Re: Owl to Nightwing, warded.

Date: 2006-03-10 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightbirdboy.livejournal.com
Birdbrain,

I was not. I would have gone and talked to you, but then I needed to drag Ryuuji off on vacation. Thanks, kiddo my grammar is perfectly good, you little know-it-all. And my handwriting is fine. Just because I don't have scarily perfect handwriting like you do doesn't mean my writing isn't legible! Well, I don't want to talk about the training. And since I'm older, I'm pretty sure I'm more culpable, little brother.

They're mentally unhealthy! Not a wuss, smart.

- Dick

P.S.
My hair is sexy like a rock star's. You certainly didn't seem to object to it during training.

((Sorry for the repost, I feel the urgent need to hide evidence of my HTML errors XD))

Date: 2006-03-10 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wooster-code.livejournal.com
Ryuuji, old thing,

Hey to you with knobs on! Thanks ever so for the honey. Jeeves says it will go smashingly with the crumpets. Well, actually he just raised his eyebrow a fraction of an inch, but it means the same.

Sounds like you and Nightwing are getting along as well as two small round things in a p. I'm jolly glad to hear it. There's a certain... stickiness about a small child, isn't there? Mind your trousers.

Toodle-pip!
Bertie

Date: 2006-03-16 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wooster-code.livejournal.com
Oojy,

All is right with the world, indeed. I was just named Professor of Divination. I expect the Board was most impressed by my app, what?

Pleased to hear you're enjoying yourself whilst toddling about the continent. I'd be most interested to see your trousers when you return.

Right-o!
Bertie

Date: 2006-03-11 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hero-killer.livejournal.com
Ryuuji,

It's okay. I've waited months as it is. The project can wait for a while. I'm doing some of the calculations myself, so that I have something with which to occupy myself for when you get back.
That kid tried to take over the world? Sounds like an interesting story. Usually it's the parents who do the world-taking-over-bit.

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