A parliament of owls
Mar. 6th, 2006 10:44 pmDear Professor Crowley,
I’d like to join your Herbology classes if it’s not too much trouble to add me to your roster at such a late date. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’d like to join your Herbology classes if it’s not too much trouble to add me to your roster at such a late date. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Snape,
If it’s not too much trouble, I’d like to place myself under your Potions tutelage. I hear you are one of the best in Britain and it would be an honor to learn from you. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
If it’s not too much trouble, I’d like to place myself under your Potions tutelage. I hear you are one of the best in Britain and it would be an honor to learn from you. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Voldemort,
As I mentioned to you in my sorting I wish to learn as much as possible. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to enroll in your Defense Against the Dark Arts class. I understand that I’m a bit late and will make up any work you require of me. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
As I mentioned to you in my sorting I wish to learn as much as possible. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to enroll in your Defense Against the Dark Arts class. I understand that I’m a bit late and will make up any work you require of me. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Greyback,
I’d like to enroll in your Care of Magical Creatures class. I understand that I may have makeup work, due to the late date at which I have arrived. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’d like to enroll in your Care of Magical Creatures class. I understand that I may have makeup work, due to the late date at which I have arrived. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Lupin,
If it is not too much trouble, I would like to join your Transfiguration classes. I realize that I am enrolling a bit late and hope that I can catch up on any work I might have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Dumbledore,
I would like to join my classmates in the pursuit of learning under your tutelage on the subject of Charms. I know that I’m rather late, but with your help I’m certain I can catch up on anything I may have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I would like to join my classmates in the pursuit of learning under your tutelage on the subject of Charms. I know that I’m rather late, but with your help I’m certain I can catch up on anything I may have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Slytherin,
I would be honored if you would add me to your History of Magic class. I have confidence that I can easily make up any assignments that I may have missed due to the hour of my late arrival. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Butlertron,
I don’t think my body is quite up to playing Quidditch anymore. However, I’d be delighted if I could sit in on your lessons and learn the rules and other general information about the game. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Mihara,
I’d like to join your Muggle Studies course. Please excuse my lateness in signing up. Having lived among them for some extensive periods of time, I am sure I can make up any work I have missed with little to no problem. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’d like to join your Muggle Studies course. Please excuse my lateness in signing up. Having lived among them for some extensive periods of time, I am sure I can make up any work I have missed with little to no problem. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Glory,
I’d be honored if you would allow me to join your Astronomy classes. I can make-up anything necessary to catch up. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’d be honored if you would allow me to join your Astronomy classes. I can make-up anything necessary to catch up. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Wooster,
I’d be pleased if you allowed me to join your Divination classes. The art has always fascinated me and I wouldn’t want to miss out simply due to the late hour in which I arrived. I can catch up on the necessary make-up work if I’ve missed anything. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’d be pleased if you allowed me to join your Divination classes. The art has always fascinated me and I wouldn’t want to miss out simply due to the late hour in which I arrived. I can catch up on the necessary make-up work if I’ve missed anything. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Cthulu,
I would be highly honored if you accepted me into your Ancient Runes class despite my late arrival. If you allow me entrance, I will try my best to catch up with anything I may have missed. Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I would be highly honored if you accepted me into your Ancient Runes class despite my late arrival. If you allow me entrance, I will try my best to catch up with anything I may have missed. Thank you very much for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Grant,
If it’s at all possible, I would like to join your Arithmancy classes. I’m certain I can make up anything I might have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
If it’s at all possible, I would like to join your Arithmancy classes. I’m certain I can make up anything I might have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Dear Professor Lucifer,
I wish to join your apparition classes. I can get around with other methods of magical transport but I’m quite unsure as to how to go about apparating. I’m sure with a little effort I can get up to speed on the things I may have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I wish to join your apparition classes. I can get around with other methods of magical transport but I’m quite unsure as to how to go about apparating. I’m sure with a little effort I can get up to speed on the things I may have missed. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
Each of the owls sent to the professors is written in a careful, neat, legible, scrawl. The ink is blue but otherwise undistinctive. All written on very clean, professional looking parchment.
The owl to Ollivander is written much the same, albeit not so careful.
Dear Mr. Ollivander,
I’ve been told that you are the distributor of wands around here. I do not have one of my own currently, having not done magic with wands for centuries. However I believe one is necessary for everyday use in classes around here. I would be much obliged if you could assist me in finding a proper wand.
Sincerely,
-Merlin
I’ve been told that you are the distributor of wands around here. I do not have one of my own currently, having not done magic with wands for centuries. However I believe one is necessary for everyday use in classes around here. I would be much obliged if you could assist me in finding a proper wand.
Sincerely,
-Merlin