Yuan, from Tales of Symphonia

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

My favorite cheese? Well, I was the one who picked up this application, wasn't I? If you insist... My favorite type of cheese is mainly Sharp Cheddar. Why? Because it's yummy, of course! I do not speak nonsense! It really is delicious! And of course there's always the important factor that Martel (the woman I used to be engaged to) loved Sharp Cheddar, too...

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I do not know of these strange... beings you speak of. Even so, if I had, Why would there be reason to kill them? I see no point whatsoever in taking another life, even if they are all doomed to Mithos's plan to end world discrimination by turning everyone into lifeless beings... what would be the point of that?

3. What time is it where you are?
Well, right now, I'm residing on Derris-Kharlan and here, time does not exist. In fact, I have not interfered with time for about 4,000 years... ever since the Great War.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Considering as I am a Seraphim of Cruxis, I doubt that I could even imagine myself as someone sexually harassing another, especially someone I do not know... And, even so, my heart... belongs to Martel

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Flawless Cauldron"

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Honestly, I'm not so sure. I've never been actually married myself but I suppose whomever loves this 'Harry' the most should be the one to get his hand in marriage... or they could all be married at once... whatever makes them ALL happy, I suppose.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's because your students obviously loveand adore you so much that each of them wants to prove to you what a wonderful teacher you are by showing you how much they've learned in detailed, 3 foot essays.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, for one thing I can cook. And I have mastered the art of balancing pancakes on my head, strangely. I can also dance decently, teleport, and use lighting magic with my Swallow.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I offer many new sweets, candies and chocolates from my lands, Derris-Kharlan and Welgaia. And from many other towns, from the two worlds, Sylvarant and Tethe'alla, such as Flanoir(who are known for their chocolate!) Mizuho, Ozette, Iselia (their Gels are especially delicious!), Palmacosta, Asgard, Luin, Hima, and Meltokio, where the finest Apple, Pineapple, Orange, Lemon, and Melange Gels are made!!