Application for Church from Red vs Blue
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
What you mean you actually think Blue Command is smart enough to send us food?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I say kill them both. They're equally annoying.
3. What time is it where you are?
As far as I know its around time for the Reds to come annoy us.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whoever the hell Dumbledore is if I were him i'd go for a chick.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Marathon. No joke. That's a real bar.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Caboose probably saw you throw them away and put them back on the table. He's such a stupid fucktard.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Dude my girlfriend Tex can blow up, or kill anyone you want in anyway you can think of.
What you mean you actually think Blue Command is smart enough to send us food?
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I say kill them both. They're equally annoying.
3. What time is it where you are?
As far as I know its around time for the Reds to come annoy us.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Whoever the hell Dumbledore is if I were him i'd go for a chick.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Marathon. No joke. That's a real bar.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Caboose probably saw you throw them away and put them back on the table. He's such a stupid fucktard.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Dude my girlfriend Tex can blow up, or kill anyone you want in anyway you can think of.
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Date: 2006-03-07 10:48 pm (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Slytherin!
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