Curriculum Vitae for Divination Professor
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Position Desired
Professor of Divination
Education
Having been around since before time, I have sufficient understanding in all major languages, philosophies, cultures, sciences and mathematics you might care to name, although no official education per se (save a few years at the Academy. Strange chap, that Plato).
Relevant Job Experience
I own an extensive and well-read collection of prophetic books/manuscripts, most of which I knew the author of. Am an acquaintance of the descendant of the world's only accurate prophet. Am also an acquaintance of God, who isn’t so much a prophet as the one who supplies the ink, paper, desk and ideas.
Other Qualifications
- Immortality.
- Angelic powers.
- Knowledge of flaming swords and their usage.
- Rare book dealings.
- Some knowledge on the care of vintage cars.
- Children's entertainer.
Professional Organizations
Member, Heaven, before time began – present.
Owner, Fell’s Specialist Books & Manuscripts, 1832 - present
Professional Affiliations
Anthony Crowley, Hogwarts.
Adam, Lower Tadfield.
Anathema Device, Lower Tadfield.
Madame Tracy, Surrey.
God, Everywhere.
Published Papers
The Bible.
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Date: 2006-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-07 02:02 am (UTC)The Board of Governors has reviewed your Curriculum Vitae and thanks you for submitting it. While they feel you are well qualified for the position, they regretfully have previously offered the position to another candidate. The respectfully inquire as to whether or not you will allow them to retain your Curriculum Vitae on file in case there is a need for a substitute teacher for the Divination class in the future?
((OOC: We are staying with our first-posted gets the job policy. Sorry!))
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Date: 2006-03-11 05:49 pm (UTC)