Application for Laori Vaus (Pathfinder RPG, "Curse of the Crimson Throne")

[darknessandlolz.livejournal.com]

A small elf woman in skintight hooked chainmail stood in the sorting room. "What on... this can't be Xovaikain! For one thing, there's not enough black. But if my Dark Prince hasn't summoned me, what mortal could do something like this? And why would they want to, anyway? If this is a practical joke, I'll have to return the favor once I get some answers." Maybe that piece of parchment would have more information.

( Paperwork can be its own special kind of torture ^_^ )

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____L_V_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __L_V________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___L_V_______.
One day, marmalade The Midnight Lord will rule the world. ___L_V_________

OOC Meme

[12panelwonder.livejournal.com]

So while we were eating dinner, we were watching the Super Bowl. I had a random thought while watching it. It was:

You know, if Nathan didn't have to bring about the Metalocalypse, I bet he'd be one of the players on the field right now.

So let's hear it. If canon hadn't decreed your characters' jobs, what would they have?