The Return of King Scar

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If one were in the vicinity of the Popcorn Room one would hear the startled sound of a very large cat dropping to the floor in a hail of butter and kernel shards. The lion that had fallen from above groaned and then picked himself up, sitting on his bony rump while he stared down at a paw in disgust.

"Wonderful, I'm here again." Green eyes slid around the popcorn room and as no one was there yet, he allowed himself a sigh and began mumbling to himself as he licked at his fur with a long tongue languidly. The butter tasted horrible so he stopped after a while. Maybe he could demand -ask? HA! He was KING - to be pointed to the nearest lion-friendly waterhole.

So he stood and shook a bit then sauntered out of the popcorn room, dripping butter and sugar as he strolled along, humming a song that never ended and cursing Zazu every so often.