Jan. 13th, 2010

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A flier was posted outside the Great Hall:


Attention, new students:

Do you have a wand?

Do you care to have a wand?

Come to the Ancient Runes office and help yourself. There is a shoebox of used and abandoned wands from which you're welcome to choose. Each is labeled with its length and composition, including both the wand's wood and its core material.

Double entendre, though entertaining in other circumstances, has long ago become tedious in regard to wands in a box. Do not bring your wand jokes with you to the Ancient Runes office. If you absolutely must share, please write your favorite bit of wand innuendo at the bottom of this flier, so as to get it out of your system.

- Mr. Wednesday
Professor of Ancient Runes

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