[OOC] It's not you, it's me

[misoramassacre.livejournal.com]

Hey all,

I've come to realize that my general lack of RP can no longer be excused by college mayhem, imploding computers, etc. Therefore I thought I'd better formalize the de facto state of things. I hope to be coming back sometime for another helping of awesome crack, but right now I'm just not feeling it.

So: popping Jezz, Naomi, Selvetarm, and Gustav. All journals adoptable.

Thank you to all the excellent people here. It's been great.

Toby

Ask Wormtongue! (Open Compy Post)

[g-wormtongue.livejournal.com]

He could delay no longer. As the Hat grew impatient, its threats grew more outlandish. Gríma sat down before the "rune-box" to compose a Proclaimation. He typed slowly, hunting for every letter as he did, a translation charm filled in capital letters, punctuation, and removed archaic language.

>>Hear my words, all Men of Castle Hogwarts:

The Hat himself has bid me serve as councilor. By means of the "computer" anyone who seeks advice may put their question into the box, or have their scribe do it for them. Once they have provided the necessary information, they may speed their question to me by pressing ENTER. The questions, I will keep close to my heart and ponder. I will attempt to answer, drawing on my experience. Though I may not reveal my true name here, (so sayeth the Hat), be assured that for many years I have served faithfully as a most trusted advisor. I welcome all questions.

May you remain well,
Swordkeeper

It was short and not written in blank verse at all, but he got a certain satisfaction as he pushed ENTER. What better way to learn the troubles of Hogwarts? And all without leaving a little room.