[Sock, Matt, Chairman Kaga] Wards

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Matt certainly hadn't been distracted by the plethora of new games. Nope.

Anyway. He's gotten the new wards made. Most of them he just owled (warded, of course) to the others, but Kusu had hinted that Chairman Kaga would want some, and Matt thought it better to deliver these personally.

Which is why Matt found himself in Gryffindor. He looked disdainfully at the exercise equipment (wasn't DDR enough? It was for him) before looking down the hall.

"IS THERE A CHAIRMAN KAGA HERE?"

Subtle, Matt.

A door opened down the hall and a familiar head poked out.

"Hello?"

"There you are," Matt said, walking closer to Kaga. "You don't know who I am..."

"You were on A's side in the royal box."

"Yes, well, not the point. The point is, I was one of Kusu-Kusuriyuri's students. We work on wards together. He didn't say why, but he suggested you'd like some wards."

Kaga quickly nodded. "Yes, very much."

"Well, these ones I just worked on, use them on your door and it disappears, making it look like the wall around it. I wouldn't recommend using them when you leave your room, just when you don't wish to be disturbed." Matt held them out.

Kaga looked at them, then took the wards. "I see. I thank you and Kusuriyuri."

Matt waved off his thanks. "Any time," he said, turning and heading back to his room, where he's certainly not up to any shenanigans with whipped cream. Nope.

Application: GLaDOS - Portal

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There's a giant, metal, robotic, construct hanging from the ceiling in the Sorting Room. When (if?) accepted, she will move to her room and find some other way to get around the castle; but for now, she's here. And since she's an insane computer built by people who were potentially even more insane, being here doesn't really elicit more than vaguely curious staring. And a desire for cake, but that went without saying.

"Hello?" she called out. "Is anyone there?" And if there was a slightly plaintive note in her computerized monotone, well, could you really blame her? Life just wasn't worth living without people to do research on.

( Fine. I suppose I'll fill out this application. By myself. Because no one else is here. )

(("I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GLaDOS
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GLaDOS
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GLaDOS
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GLaDOS"))