Beowulf
had been made aware that somewhere around Hogwarts there lurked a hot monster named Kira. The name obviously being feminine, Beowulf thought this might just be the most promising lead on a date since Tako the octopus had accepted his invitation to a game of rugby.
The wooing would be fierce yet smooth. Beowulf would begin with tasteful gifts.
Thus a rather frightened-looking house elf was dispatched to Light Yagami's door bearing a package and a note.
The package was, well,
this lovely outfit, in a clumsily gift-wrapped box. Beowulf had wrapped it in the front page of the Daily Prophet.
The note read:
TO THE MONSTER KIRA.
YOU INTRIGUE ME.
LOVE,
A SECRET ADMIRER.