Owl to Vanyel

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ashkevron,

Enclosed is a cd player and a Dethklok cd.

Charles Ofdensen

(no subject)

[magicbluth.livejournal.com]

 <lj-cut text="Allow me to elucidate."><b>1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?</b>

I like American cheese, because it's American.

<b>2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?</b>
Barney steals most of my audience...He's quite the competition. Then again, Carrottop can also steal some of my audience...hm...

<b>3. What time is it where you are?</b>
Magic time.

<b>4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.</b> I'd sexually harass the hottest chick with no kids, obviously. Who's Sirius, Dumbledore and the Phoenix Order?

<b>5. If you are pushing to be in:</b>

<b>A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.</b> Is this the one with the snake? I like the one with the snake...I used to bartend at the Queen Mary. It was a one-night gig for the Hot Cops, I don't like to talk about it.

<b>6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. <i>Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.</i></b>
I will give you my brother's soul, tickets to my amazing magic show, a Bluth model home (attic only), and my position as president, as long as I get to keep the title...office...paycheck...vacay time.

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GOB
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GOB
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GOB.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GOB"

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