[One-Shot Sockpuppetry] Keeping House Sane: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[canes-can-kill.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Surprisingly, this socking has no warnings at all. No violence, no talk of weird sex, no smut, nothing. What is wrong with me? The only warning might be extreme tl;dr-ness, and the annoying macro-motivational!speak title. God damn you, addictive macro speak.))

( I will crawl into your vault / Pass snakes and old rotten thoughts / Leaving a hotbed of virulence / Your world inside slowly redesigned. )

Owl to Constable Fraser, heavily warded

[ren-turnbull.livejournal.com]

( For anyone else, it blares 'Santa Drives a Pickup' )

owls to Geoffrey Tennant and Francis Abernathy

[c-macaulay.livejournal.com]

( to Geoffrey Tennant )

( to Francis Abernathy )

Owl to Michael Scott

[charlesofdensen.livejournal.com]

Mr. Scott,

It has come to my attention that you are the head of the Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmede branch. I represent the band Dethklok, and I would like to talk to you about a potential business deal.

Charles Ofdensen