Message from Bob for the Doctor.

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

( For the Doctor. )

((Spoilers.))

Closed RP - Beating the One Handed Man - Jaime+Brienne

[jaime-lackhand.livejournal.com]

It was just after dawn at Hogwarts, and Jaime Lannister was already awake, and heading towards the Gryffindor common room. He had a password, courtesy of the lovely Camilla, and he intended on betting himself bruised beyond belief today. That was the plan, anyway.

With a whisper to the portrait, he strolled into the common room, looking like he owned the place. Then wandered up the stairs and shouted one word.

"WENCH!"

SPAMpplication: Booing D. Talker, the Personification of SPAM

[booing-d-talker.livejournal.com]

This is an OC SQUIBBAIT application. Yes, it is squibbait, no actual spammers were harmed in the making of this app. Kudos to The Incredible Spam Museum, the random spam generator and the contents of my own spamfilter for making this app possible.

Now, on to the SPAMpplication!
( Findout About Anyone Fast Now, )

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Open RP for characters who like swordfighting

[cassielapostate.livejournal.com]

((Because it's time they all get to meet and whip it out compare weapons and methods.))

( So an ex-Cassiline brother and a Jedi Master walk into a bar... )

Popcorn

[emperor-greg.livejournal.com]

Apologies for neglecting the community, but Real Life intervened to a somewhat heinous degree. Because of this, it's only prudent of me to popcorn Gregor Vorbarra.

(Since simply popcorning the Emperor of Barrayar might be interpreted by some as an attempted assassination, punishable by drawing and quartering or something even more grisly, let's just say that Gregor got called back home to deal with an interstellar incident involving a llama, a smart-bomb, and yes, cousin Miles.)