Ask Ryuuji!

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Bored, and thinking back to how he'd joked about starting up a therapist's office back in January, Ryuuji ended up walking to the Great Hall and sticking up a large document-mailer/postal envelope next to the door. On the envelope, it read in large letters:

Ask Ryuuji!

Want to know where the best place to go clubbing nearby is? Need to find a good picnic spot on the grounds? Hate owls and want alternate mailing systems? Fond of electronics and would like to get yours working? Curious as to what my favorite color is?

...Wondering what the purpose of this is?

Easy. Everyone's got questions, whether it's about the school, your life or even my life. And I've got the expertise and the time to answer -- if not all -- at least some of them.

Write your questions down and drop them in here. No names necessary, unless you want to share. Answers to the questions will be posted next week, same time, same place.

Confidentiality promised!

The envelope is spelled to prevent tampering so that people can't draw their questions back out or try to read anyone else's.

((Quick note -- if a question looks like it's asking about something your char shouldn't know about (violating IC/OOC boundary), it'll get ignored. Apart from that, fair game to all though I can't promise straightforward answers. Comments have been screened and a separate post containing the comments and answers will be made. XD Have fun! And if it turns out well, someone else can give it a try next week.

Edit: Crack questions are totally allowed and loved. Best kind for a crack comm! And Ryuuji's got a sense of humor so he won't sulk about waste of time either.

Edit the Second: As of Sunday, 6th August, the questions have been unscreened to let people see who asked what.))

Owl for JD

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

A heavily warded owl, charmed to crumble into a thousand pieces of sand if touched by other than JD

( Dr. JD )

Closed rp, Tracy and Peyton

[goblindabeaker.livejournal.com]

Tracy seems to remember being asked at her Sorting to send various Owls out.

She can't remember who to, so there is a Tracy in the grounds, onna bench, onna stick, with parchment and a splotchy biro she had with her when she arrived here.

Doodling.

Application: Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

[notbeingonaboat.livejournal.com]

( Words, words-- they're all we have to go on )

Owls again written in the generic handwriting of a Dictaquill

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

( Owl to John )

( Owl to Aziraphale )

( Owl to Seto )

Letters sent, Crowley picked up the phone in his office* and disappeared.

*He assumed that any office he had would have an operating telephone, so it did.

The High and Shiny One Speaks!

[honorificus.livejournal.com]

((Squibbait app. Honorificus is an original character I made up. She's the younger sister of Glorificus, and boy, does it show. Mods, I have Glory's okay on this. Feel free to get as rough with H as you want, 'cause she can take it. Have fun!))

A gorgeous brunette enters the Sorting Room, dressed impeccably in Prada. She scans the decor, gives a slightly-disgusted sniff, and picks up the application. On close examination, one might see a hint of hellfire in her eyes, notice that her teeth are a bit sharper than is strictly necessary, and, when she gets upset, note that she might just have an extra set of arms and a tail (though she'd deny it to the death).

But silence, people--she deigns to fill out the application!

( Honorificus, the Illustriously Indulgent One, will answer your questions. )

Owls for Nemo, Dr. Maturin, and Laura Palmer

[dinosaurman.livejournal.com]

( A gift for Nemo )

( Two books for Dr. Maturin )

( A note to Laura Palmer )

Devinesian Devil-mails to John Adams and ZEX

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( Devil-mail to ZEX )

( Devil-mail to John Adams )