Remus: Hello, and welcome to WART broadcast 33... has it really been that many? Goodness. I'm Professor Remus Lupin, and tonight my fellow DJ is the lovely and lethal Gogo Yubari.
Gogo: And Ella and Kuro-pip, of course. We can't forget them.
Remus: Of course not! Our Devinesian devils are with us here too. Kuro-pip's the only male devil at the school - do you think the others will be fighting for his affection?
Gogo: *giggles* Of course, because he's lovely. He and Ella are getting on quite well. She's more placid than Fifi is. Perhaps when they grow up they'll have pups of their own. Then we'll be like grandparents.
Remus: That would be very nice. Though feeding a bunch of hungry devil pups might be a bit time-consuming.
Gogo: But it would be nice. Professor Grant still hasn't sent me live mice for them, so I've been wrestling them for bacon, so they don't get bored. Wrestling a whole brood would be fun.
Remus: You know, you're not supposed to feed live prey to your pets. The mice can hurt them. You'll have to kill the mice first... perhaps you can use your spiky ball weapon thing.
Gogo: But then they might get bored! In the wild they would have had to catch things sometimes, even if they do sometimes eat carrion. *pause* It's called a manriki. Do you like it?
Remus: It's very... spiky. Have you killed many people with it?
Gogo: Quite a lot, yes. It's my favourite weapon, because you can use it at long-range, and defensively against swords, and it makes a nice noise on impact.
Remus: Oh, I'm sure it does. I haven't killed many people myself, so I don't know much about the, err, artistry of it.
Gogo: That's a shame. It's lots of fun.
Remus: Erm... I think I'll leave it to the experts.
( Shall we get to the music, then? ) Remus:That's it for Radio WART... this has been Remus Lupin, Gogo Yubari, and Ella and Kuro-pip. Have a very nice evening, and please don't hesitate to Floo in with any questions. Or answers, for that matter.
Gogo: And the next WART will be co-hosted by Sarah and Lily, whoever they are. Send your requests
here.