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Mar. 25th, 2006
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waste-lock.livejournal.com( Owl from Nny to Teatime )</lj-cut?
estebanmd.livejournal.com( you don't need one of these / to let me inside of you )
(( OOC: We've been working on this for a while, and it's really just the first installment. Not worksafe in the slightest -- lucky it's a weekend! Warnings for sexual content and serious potential squick, as per usual with R/S, only more so. Title is from a penitential prayer against greed, and means: "the eye is not satisfied." ))
(( OOC: We've been working on this for a while, and it's really just the first installment. Not worksafe in the slightest -- lucky it's a weekend! Warnings for sexual content and serious potential squick, as per usual with R/S, only more so. Title is from a penitential prayer against greed, and means: "the eye is not satisfied." ))
thetailthief.livejournal.com1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese?. The cheese sucks in Lindblum.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Hmm. Depends on which one annoys me most. Probably Barney though.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to go steal something. *grins*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Who the hell is the order of the Phoenix?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Tantalis Bar. It's a very wierd place. Many many wierd people show up.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Vivi probably did it. He's always practicing magic. I remember once he was practcing fire and cast it just as I came in.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can steal almost anything for you. Just no houses with dogs! *grimaces*
Cheese?. The cheese sucks in Lindblum.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Hmm. Depends on which one annoys me most. Probably Barney though.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to go steal something. *grins*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Who the hell is the order of the Phoenix?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Tantalis Bar. It's a very wierd place. Many many wierd people show up.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Vivi probably did it. He's always practicing magic. I remember once he was practcing fire and cast it just as I came in.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can steal almost anything for you. Just no houses with dogs! *grimaces*
horrificmagenta.livejournal.com((Haha, wow - I suck at this. I just wanted a break from Jayne...))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is a poor stand-in for human blood! *wicked grin* I'm just kidding. That's Riff's thing.
.2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both sound incompetent... Are we allowed to choose two?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is not of the essence. Buttt maybe it's.... DINNER TIME! *gong* *laughs hysterically*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black is simply DREAMY. I want to ... *mockingly* touch-a touch-a all over him.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know.. *snaps* Magenta's Horror Show! It's got a ring to it.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Time warp. Hello. What else could it possibly be? Imagine. Somebody goes back in time... and replaces all of the papers.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. How does one prove they are not useless? *face* It's always going to seem so to somebody. *waves hand*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could bestow anything. ANYTHING you wanted! So long as it is all right with Master...
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese is a poor stand-in for human blood! *wicked grin* I'm just kidding. That's Riff's thing.
.2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Both sound incompetent... Are we allowed to choose two?
3. What time is it where you are?
Time is not of the essence. Buttt maybe it's.... DINNER TIME! *gong* *laughs hysterically*
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sirius Black is simply DREAMY. I want to ... *mockingly* touch-a touch-a all over him.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Oh, I don't know.. *snaps* Magenta's Horror Show! It's got a ring to it.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Time warp. Hello. What else could it possibly be? Imagine. Somebody goes back in time... and replaces all of the papers.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. How does one prove they are not useless? *face* It's always going to seem so to somebody. *waves hand*
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could bestow anything. ANYTHING you wanted! So long as it is all right with Master...
Owl to the Hat
Mar. 25th, 2006 08:26 pmanthony-crowley.livejournal.comHat,
As it appears that Professor Snape has become a kernel of popcorn, I am curious to know who will be the replacement Head of Slytherin House. Of all the Slytherin professors, I appear to have seniority and would be willing to accept the additional responsibilities, should the Board agree.
-Professor Crowley
As it appears that Professor Snape has become a kernel of popcorn, I am curious to know who will be the replacement Head of Slytherin House. Of all the Slytherin professors, I appear to have seniority and would be willing to accept the additional responsibilities, should the Board agree.
-Professor Crowley
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