Curriculum Vitae of the Robot Devil

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Curriculum Vitae of The Robot Devil

Position Desired:

-Apparations Teacher

Education:

-Mom’s Friendly Robot Company Education Program
-Theological Studies

Relevant Job Experience:

-Eight hundred years of on the job experience in apparation as a part of fair, on the spot deals with robots around the planet as well as personal meetings with robotoligists from around the world who have strayed from the path

-Creator of ‘Brimstone Apparation’, which, along with apparating a person, allows them to create a plume of smoke, adding to the illusion that it is a simple ‘magic trick’ and not true magic, freeing up time for the ministry of magic that would otherwise be used erasing the memories of muggles who inadvertantly witnessed magic

Summary of Qualifications:

-Apparations Licence and in depth knowledge of Apparition
-Hundreds of years of experience imparting others with abilities they did not know they had
-Master of every known language used by humans and robots (and several other species as well)
-Persuasive and powerful public speaker
-Master of subtle distractions allowing the use of apparation in public
-Managed to escape the temporary wrath of Cthulu through Apparation

Professional Experience:

-Ruler of Robot Hell from 2200 to 3000
-Enforcer of moral code of ethics of Robotology
-Maker of professional deals

Professional Affiliation:
-Robotology
-Ruler of Robot Hell

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This announcement is slightly belated, but I thought I should probably warn everyone I'll (and by extension Nightwing, Alice and DEATH) be mostly absentee for the next month, at the very least. Between school, an internship, and studying for a major test come summer, I'm short on time (and even shorter on energy). With any luck the legislation the group I'm interning with is working to pass will do so within a month or two, which will free up my time enormously.

I'll do my best to keep up in the meantime, but if I'm being slow and there's something which needs my attention, don't hesitate to give me a poke, either over IM/MSN (the info re: that is in the contact post) or over email (pickfleas@gmail.com).

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