Feb. 5th, 2006
Does this place allow tigers?
Feb. 5th, 2006 02:54 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
*To the eyes of a Muggle grownup, or in a photo from a Muggle camera, what we have here is only a largish stuffed tiger, slightly worn, sitting by itself with an application scrawled with crayon resting against its plush side. A particularly observant Muggle might wonder how a stuffed animal as exuberantly played with as this one manages to be only slightly worn, but as we know non-wizards tend to be good at ignoring things that puzzle them. What a wizarding photo might show is a question that has never been tried.*
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Ginny Sends Some Owls
Feb. 5th, 2006 07:21 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
( Owl to Charlie )
( Owl to Professor Voldemort )
( Beginning of an owl to Professor Snape, never sent, but torn, crumpled and tossed in a rubbish bin )
( Owl to Faith, warded only for her )
( Owl to Fred and George, warded only for them )
( Owl to Ran, warded only for her )
( Owl to Tom warded only for him but torn in places, scratched up, crumpled in a ball, with damp splotchy places, and never sent )
( Owl to Professor Voldemort )
( Beginning of an owl to Professor Snape, never sent, but torn, crumpled and tossed in a rubbish bin )
( Owl to Faith, warded only for her )
( Owl to Fred and George, warded only for them )
( Owl to Ran, warded only for her )
( Owl to Tom warded only for him but torn in places, scratched up, crumpled in a ball, with damp splotchy places, and never sent )
Squib Arsenal!
Feb. 5th, 2006 02:17 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
An assortment of non-character-specific squibweapons, for anyone's use.
( SquibWeapons for All! )
Happy Squibbing!
( SquibWeapons for All! )
Happy Squibbing!
Announcements
Feb. 5th, 2006 07:19 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Please welcome our newest members!
Mark Cohen as been sorted into Gryffindor. The Marquis de Carabas and Faith Lehane have been sorted into Hufflepuff. Morgane le Feye, Edgar Vargas, and Nefret have been sorted into Ravenclaw. And Horace Slughorn, Marik Ishtar, Narcissa Malfoy and Inara Serra have been sorted into Slytherin.
( Please take the time to vote on the following open applications: )
SHINY NEW THINGS!
Our New Look!
Over the past few weeks, you may have noticed our community style and icon changing. After much hard work, they have finally reached perfection! Please give
fickle_goddess a big round of applause and pat on the back and thanks for sharing her time and talent to make our community look so nice!
We have a faq!
And here it is! Hopefully it answers any questions you may have, and then some!
Mark Cohen as been sorted into Gryffindor. The Marquis de Carabas and Faith Lehane have been sorted into Hufflepuff. Morgane le Feye, Edgar Vargas, and Nefret have been sorted into Ravenclaw. And Horace Slughorn, Marik Ishtar, Narcissa Malfoy and Inara Serra have been sorted into Slytherin.
( Please take the time to vote on the following open applications: )
SHINY NEW THINGS!
Our New Look!
Over the past few weeks, you may have noticed our community style and icon changing. After much hard work, they have finally reached perfection! Please give
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
We have a faq!
And here it is! Hopefully it answers any questions you may have, and then some!
A Magikoopa's Application
Feb. 5th, 2006 10:40 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Current Application:
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite cheese is sharp cheddar. I've never had it before, but if it's sharp, it must be made of metal. And anything metal I can transform into gold. Enough gold to be far wealthier than that old crumb Bowser! Wah ha ha!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would kill Barney, definitely. I can't have two large dinosaurs that I'm scheming against in my life at once. And Barney is too hard to scheme against because he's just so friggin HAPPY!
3. What time is it where you are?
It's time to kill King Bowser Koopa! (...I can't wait until I'm strong enough to say that for real.)
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would sexually harass Tonks by using my spells to remove her shirt and causing her breasts to become size Z. I would then force her to let me bounce up and down on them, or else I wouldn't return them to normal.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. I bartend at Tap-Tap's Taps, located in World 6. (Tap-Tap is a giant, spiky red-nosed fellow who owed me a favor.)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I promise that I can get each of you some closet time with Princess Peach. Bowser has been trying for years, but he doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't like using roofies and such. Or if you prefer Princess Daisy, that's fine too, you just have to pay my travel expenses to Sarassaland.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite cheese is sharp cheddar. I've never had it before, but if it's sharp, it must be made of metal. And anything metal I can transform into gold. Enough gold to be far wealthier than that old crumb Bowser! Wah ha ha!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I would kill Barney, definitely. I can't have two large dinosaurs that I'm scheming against in my life at once. And Barney is too hard to scheme against because he's just so friggin HAPPY!
3. What time is it where you are?
It's time to kill King Bowser Koopa! (...I can't wait until I'm strong enough to say that for real.)
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would sexually harass Tonks by using my spells to remove her shirt and causing her breasts to become size Z. I would then force her to let me bounce up and down on them, or else I wouldn't return them to normal.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. I bartend at Tap-Tap's Taps, located in World 6. (Tap-Tap is a giant, spiky red-nosed fellow who owed me a favor.)
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I promise that I can get each of you some closet time with Princess Peach. Bowser has been trying for years, but he doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't like using roofies and such. Or if you prefer Princess Daisy, that's fine too, you just have to pay my travel expenses to Sarassaland.
Application
Feb. 5th, 2006 10:45 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Don't annoy me with your inane cheese questions!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Whoever wandered down here first.......
3. What time is it where you are?
It is whenever you want it to be.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't sexually harass anyone, waste of my time!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I'm not pushing to be anywhere, I should get a house all to myself.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have a balloon for each and every one of you. ::::grin:::::
Don't annoy me with your inane cheese questions!
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Whoever wandered down here first.......
3. What time is it where you are?
It is whenever you want it to be.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't sexually harass anyone, waste of my time!
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I'm not pushing to be anywhere, I should get a house all to myself.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
I have a balloon for each and every one of you. ::::grin:::::