((As I don't think Lenneth has met Shoggies- the Shoggies are a bunch of cracky Lovecraftian monsters, able to combine/split apart, so their amount is variable. I've taken to numbering them in order to keep track of who each Shoggy has met and what they've experienced, as Shoggies are highly adaptable and 'learn' by mimicking. They aren't wearing little numbers or anything- it's just for keeping track of them. =D))
Visits to the kitchen by packs of curious Shoggies were frequent occurrences, and today was no different- many of the Hogwarts Shoggies had become fascinated with cooking, or at least what they deduced cooking to be. As Shoggies are exceptionally dumb, and also capable of consuming anything, their deductions were questionable. They of course never considered the fact that creatures who looked very much like moving piles of random organs might not be very welcome in a place of food preparation.
The Shoggies who arrived as Lenneth was extinguishing herself were also determined to try some cooking of their own. They squelched towards one of the many ovens, choosing one near Lenneth- each was carrying a few things in tentacle-like pseudopods, 'ingredients' scavanged from various parts of the castle and its surroundings. "Hi there!" piped Shoggy 11, who lead the amorphous, many-eyed pack. "What are you making?" asked Shoggy 6.6, to which Shoggy 15 added "It smells sooooo good." "We're going to make a sooo cool pie," Shoggy 31 informed Lenneth, as the Shoggies all added their 'ingredients' to a pile near the oven. These consisted of a hunk of unidentifiable meat with some fur still stuck to it, several smallish squashed acromantulas, a can of generic cola, a half-empty package of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, a hunk of extremely moldy bread, a bar of scented soap, some old plastic bags, an assortment of glass shards, a can of squeezy cheese, and a box of aluminum foil. This box was placed slightly apart from the rest, and was labled "FOR HATS". Most all of the Shoggies had bizarrely ornate aluminum foil hats balanced somewhere upon their shapeless bodies.
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Date: 2011-12-02 03:13 am (UTC)Visits to the kitchen by packs of curious Shoggies were frequent occurrences, and today was no different- many of the Hogwarts Shoggies had become fascinated with cooking, or at least what they deduced cooking to be. As Shoggies are exceptionally dumb, and also capable of consuming anything, their deductions were questionable. They of course never considered the fact that creatures who looked very much like moving piles of random organs might not be very welcome in a place of food preparation.
The Shoggies who arrived as Lenneth was extinguishing herself were also determined to try some cooking of their own. They squelched towards one of the many ovens, choosing one near Lenneth- each was carrying a few things in tentacle-like pseudopods, 'ingredients' scavanged from various parts of the castle and its surroundings. "Hi there!" piped Shoggy 11, who lead the amorphous, many-eyed pack. "What are you making?" asked Shoggy 6.6, to which Shoggy 15 added "It smells sooooo good." "We're going to make a sooo cool pie," Shoggy 31 informed Lenneth, as the Shoggies all added their 'ingredients' to a pile near the oven. These consisted of a hunk of unidentifiable meat with some fur still stuck to it, several smallish squashed acromantulas, a can of generic cola, a half-empty package of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, a hunk of extremely moldy bread, a bar of scented soap, some old plastic bags, an assortment of glass shards, a can of squeezy cheese, and a box of aluminum foil. This box was placed slightly apart from the rest, and was labled "FOR HATS". Most all of the Shoggies had bizarrely ornate aluminum foil hats balanced somewhere upon their shapeless bodies.